Escapee

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A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. "Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and found you very sexy. He asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. "Be strong, honey. I love you too..."
 

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JOSHNAUDI

That wasn't George W. Bush, that was Clayton Williams a couple of weeks before the primaries. Get your facts straight before you make a comment like that.:nono:
 

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chickenman said:
JOSHNAUDI

That wasn't George W. Bush, that was Clayton Williams a couple of weeks before the primaries. Get your facts straight before you make a comment like that.:nono:

Bobby Knight made this same statement several years ago. What an A-Hole.
 

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chickenman said:
Get your facts straight before you make a comment like that.:nono:


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chickenman

You are officially entered into the Contest #2 challenge in the General Forum.


You will probably wuss out chump steak.


KOD
 

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Queen,

Thanks for the invite.


Chump steak huh? Man with words like that how can I win.


Were you taking up for your buddy there Scotty.

How cute. I think you have your hands full with marine.

Good Luck. You'll need it.

When you lose to someone who doesn't even submit a story, what does that say about you?:thefinger
 

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chickenman said:

When you lose to someone who doesn't even submit a story, what does that say about you?:thefinger

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chickenhead

it will say alot when you probably don't submit anything and you are on the bottom of the pile and you look like a big loser !

Was that you that voted for yourself ? This is getting complicated.


Hope that helps

KOD
 

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ussrv said:
scott I voted for the chickenman :moon:


Anybody with that funny of a name gets my vote. :p

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ussrv

You mean to tell me you are admitting perpetuating a fraud in the contest #2 right here in front of my face ?

there must be something that can be done about this. I have a call in to Eddie Haskell. He will know what to do.


KOD
 
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