Fairy tale for today's women:

[NickiD]

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my Mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and thought "I don't f*ucking think so."

 

[fatdaddycool]

The big problem I have with this is; being a "princess" who picked up the frog, killed it, dismembered it, then prepared them to an edible state? Because it damn sure wasn't her?
Also since when does a "princess" walk along a frog infested pond?

Due to all kinds of anatomical problems I won't go into frogs can't speak.

Another thing, most women would jump at the chance to stay home with their kids.

Anyway, good joke I guess.

 

[NickiD]

Whoops - are we wound tight this evening..

It was supposed to be humerous.. oh well

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

Whoops - are we wound tight this evening..

It was supposed to be humerous.. oh well

FDC's pullin yer leg.

gotta love his brand of sarcasm.

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

and BTW:

there's no such thing as a beautiful, independent, self assured princess.
:brows:

FDC failed to mention THAT obvious fact.

 

[THE KOD]

NikieD

I thought it was funny but then thats just me.

KOD

 

[NickiD]

ohh...

Thanks......... guess I'm the one wound tight this evening



And I think you meant such

lol



- Thanks KOD

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

ohh...

Thanks......... guess I'm the one wound tight this evening




lol

no worries, i'm sure scotty would love to offer you a body massage....

 

[kickserv]

man Nicki.........must be tough being a chick in here huh.......kudos to ya

 

[Justinsmom829]

Niki,

Great thread! I am sorry I wasn't here to have your back.

BTW, I am extremely beautiful, independent, self-assured princess, well at least that is what my Mom tells me. LOL

Missy

 

[Private Petey]

yeah ok

yeah ok

 

[Helen]

Hey Meliss, I think that it has been too quiet on this site for too many days and Pee Pee is trying to pick a fight!!!! What do you think???

 

[NickiD]

Thanks JustinsMom- I thought of you ladies when I posted it!


Also Kickserv - your right sometimes its tough around here but I can hold my own - just trying to get some learning from this site, make some friends and hopefully contribute back in some way.

I don't pay alot of attention to the negative attention from people like Sybil .. I mean Private Petey ...lol


By the way I need an avatar .. any suggestions? I'm clueless of what to chose or how to "post" it.

I'm mostly a reader here .. gradually coming out of my shell...

 

[THE KOD]

By the way I need an avatar .. any suggestions? I'm clueless of what to chose or how to "post" it.
I'm mostly a reader here .. gradually coming out of my shell...

.........................................

NickiD

If you want to join the dog pack all you have to have is 50 posts.

The dog is available and the american flag too. The dogs have class though. Not to speak badly about the flag.

Go to the top and click on profiles. Edit profile and options are the place to look around and get familiar with things.

On the bottom of the edit page, is where you will find the area to choose your avatars.

Oh one more thing. If the pack has your back then everything in life is easier. If you want to join you have to come into the King oF DoGs thread and formally request it. So far its kinda lonely in the pack these days. But football is coming and there is money to be made.

I can smell the money and it smells green.


Good luck

KOD