BEER QUOTES:
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.
Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry
"Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
-Winston Churchill
People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."
-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
-David Daye
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields
