Favorite Madjack Quotes

[AR182]

great thread!!


my favorite quote was by private petey in the "girls, girls, girls" thread when he was trying to charm the ladies of the forum.in one of his posts in this thread, private petey wrote:

"Eddie, you got it exactly right. I would say that 80% of the time I end up fitting pipe and I chalk up the other 20% to dollies playing hard to get. I've run through most of the hot ones around here, broken a ton of hearts and i'm considered a bit of a player. But when we go to the big city (Twin Falls, ID) I start with a clean slate and the world is my oyster, if you know what I mean."

when i read the last sentence, which i think is a classic,about petey & his boys heading to the big city of twin falls,id i almost choked on what i was eating. i still crack up when i think of this line.

 

[fletcher]

that's why you need a fletcher pocket dictionary for when i am on a rant, spelling gets even worse. can pick one up at any 99 cent store welll worth they investment

 

[ferdville]

The Fletcher Pocket Dictionary - or a Fletcherese into English translator. You would have a big money maker there.

And Eddie, I also agree with Marx's quote. And more kudos for your correct assessment, at least in the eyes of many historians, that the entire religion idea was created eons ago to pacify the pitiful. It makes total sense. Christianity wasn't widely accepted until near the end of the Roman Empire and some historians believe it was fostered simply to gain favor with the public.

 

[freelancc]

great thread!!


my favorite quote was by private petey "But when we go to the big city (Twin Falls, ID) I start with a clean slate and the world is my oyster, if you know what I mean."
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Ferdie:

Glad we agree on a few things. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.

Ed

 

[S-Love]

my favorite quote comes from The Ambulance Chaser himself.

After trying to verbally go toe to toe with the Champ, Haskell was on queer street from the verbal haymakers when all he could mutter was:

Jack:

How do you put someone on the ignore list?

Ed



Rope-A-Dope

 

[ferdville]

Thanks, Eddie. Maybe we could get together and sing "What a Wonderful World." You are actually one of a very few people that agrres with me on that point. Great minds think alike??????????

 

[BobbyBlueChip]

As Eddie talks about religion being the opiate of the people, Eddie stands at 666 posts. Coincidence, or divine intervention? Just remember that religion and deity are two different things.

Feel like I got a little railbird in me tonight.

As for quotes

?< crickets chirping >? - Felonious Monk

?All my computer says is ?insufficient funds to make this wager? ? yyz

You put on your safari hat, remembered your sunscreen and went off on you travels. You came back with *this*? The IGC?? ? Kosar

Bobby Blue Balls, you might be right about that "potato revenge" stuff. It burns like hell when I take a leak. - PP

Usually my boyz come over and when we watch the game we defenitely get a workout. We have a lucky XFL football, and we simulate plays, dive around the couch, block each other, complete pass plays, Kick extra points into the wall. We do it all, but it always seems to work. On key 3rd downs that we need a stop we all rush the TV, to try and confuse the Qb. If a phone call rings during the game, it's the kiss of death as the team you bet against always makes a huge play against you. There's no phones allowed when we watch games. On BIG bets everyone must wear a GREEN shirt for luck. - Bains

I'm 6'1 175 but I am the 4 time Beaver Boxing Champ and can really throw a punch.-Rico the Wildman

WOW! THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!! OUR RESIDENT MASCOT WHO CAN'T AFFORD INSURANCE HAS PLENTY OF CASH FOR A VIDEO CAMERA, FOR CRAPPY BASEBALL PICKS AND NOW A WEEK LONG TRIP TO CURACAO. I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR NEXT POST WHERE YOU'RE INQUIRING ABOUT WHETHER IT WOULD BE BETTER TAXWISE TO GET A LOAN OR PAY CASH FOR A MANSION IN BEVERLY HILLS. - PP

 

[taoist]

?< crickets chirping >? - Felonious Monk



...LMAO!!! ...that has to be one of my all time favorites.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Hey Slove:

"Buckner". Oh yeah, who did you guys get for Ruth?

Ed