Favorite Movie Quotes

gjn23

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so many, but here it goes:


Mister Blu...tow...ski

zero point zero zero

son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life

the moose says youre closed, i say youre open

He owe's the Griswolds right? ****ing A right he owe's us!


wolf? you sendin the wolf? shit negro that's all you had to say.

my name; is richie cunningham, and this is my wife OPRAH.

gambling is illegal at bushwood and I NEVER SLICE

roger, roger. what's our vector, victor?

Joey, have you ever been to a tukish prison?

Oh it's me, Dr. Rosenpenis. I'm just here to check out Alan Stanwyk's file. Dr. Rosenrosen, i'm here to get into the records room. It's Dr. Rosen, I want to check the records room.

What kind of a name is Poon? "Comanche Indian"

AND MY ALLTIME FAVORITE FROM CLARK W GRISWOLD
(esp since it's made in a "family movie")

I think you're all ****ed in the head. We're ten hours from the ****ing fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much ****ing fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! Ahh. ha. ha. ha. I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!
 

gjn23

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this is too good....forgot a few from one of my favorite comedies of all time, blaxing saddles:

All right, we'll give some land to the ******* and the chinks, but we DON'T WANT THE IRISH.

where the white women at?

excuse my while i whip this out.
 
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