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fatdaddycool

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Yeah, Jamaal Charles 6 points, Tom Brady 11, Trent Shit Richardson 8 points, Jimmy Graham 11 points. Meanwhile on my bench is Chris ivory 23 points, Steve Smith 29 points, Knowshon Moreno 21 points, Marcus Wheaton 15 points.
Fuck Kaepernick he's a bum, he's always been a bum, he'll always be a bum. He had a good game to start last season as well and finished as one of the lowest rated Qb s in the league just like he will this year. He looked good against the worst defense in the league gimme a fucking break. Chad Henne had a good game too. So did Derek Anderson, big deal.
No worries purple the Bears will still beat the hell out of Minnesota again this year just like every year
 

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Yeah, Jamaal Charles 6 points, Tom Brady 11, Trent Shit Richardson 8 points, Jimmy Graham 11 points. Meanwhile on my bench is Chris ivory 23 points, Steve Smith 29 points, Knowshon Moreno 21 points, Marcus Wheaton 15 points. Fuck Kaepernick he's a bum, he's always been a bum, he'll always be a bum. He had a good game to start last season as well and finished as one of the lowest rated Qb s in the league just like he will this year. He looked good against the worst defense in the league gimme a fucking break. Chad Henne had a good game too. So did Derek Anderson, big deal. No worries purple the Bears will still beat the hell out of Minnesota again this year just like every year

Well I would say the Bears haven't beaten the hell out of the Vikings too much. They have beat them at home the past 2 seasons. Bears will be lucky to win one this year against the Purple
 

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The Jewish Quarterback ........................................

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears...the only thing missing was a good quarterback

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with an incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away!!


KABOOM!!

He threw another hand grenade right into a chimney 75 yards away...

KA-BLOOEY!!!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph...

BULLS-EYE!!!

"I've GOT to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone. "I just won the Super Bowl.!"

"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You are not my son!!!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans!"

"NO! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week...and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says....

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !"
_________________________
 

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The Jewish Quarterback ........................................

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears...the only thing missing was a good quarterback

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with an incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away!!


KABOOM!!

He threw another hand grenade right into a chimney 75 yards away...

KA-BLOOEY!!!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph...

BULLS-EYE!!!

"I've GOT to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone. "I just won the Super Bowl.!"

"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You are not my son!!!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans!"

"NO! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week...and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says....

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !"
_________________________



:mj07::mj07::mj07:


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The Jewish Quarterback ........................................

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears...the only thing missing was a good quarterback

He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war zone scene in the West Bank . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with an incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away!!


KABOOM!!

He threw another hand grenade right into a chimney 75 yards away...

KA-BLOOEY!!!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph...

BULLS-EYE!!!

"I've GOT to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.

The young man is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone. "I just won the Super Bowl.!"

"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You are not my son!!!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans!"

"NO! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble.. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week...and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says....

"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !"
_________________________

:rimshot :lol:
 

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FDC - Dwyer and Richardson are your RB's? Was Saint supposed to draft for you and he missed the draft entirely?

Also Kaepernick was rated 2nd in the league last year in ESPN's QBR and 10th via the old standard QB rating. I wouldn't consider that as one of the lowest QB ratings in the league.
 

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FDC - Dwyer and Richardson are your RB's? Was Saint supposed to draft for you and he missed the draft entirely? Also Kaepernick was rated 2nd in the league last year in ESPN's QBR and 10th via the old standard QB rating. I wouldn't consider that as one of the lowest QB ratings in the league.

He was too busy looking at his Bears media guide during draft and was worrying about running backs in the 6th round
 

bleedingpurple

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FDC - Dwyer and Richardson are your RB's? Was Saint supposed to draft for you and he missed the draft entirely? Also Kaepernick was rated 2nd in the league last year in ESPN's QBR and 10th via the old standard QB rating. I wouldn't consider that as one of the lowest QB ratings in the league.

This was funnier than hell by the way.
 

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No Ellington and Richardson ara my backs in that league because i drafted other players that were better than doug Martin or lamar miller at the time. While I'm sure everyone here would have drafted a far better team than me because they all know better and were there when i drafted, it's only one league and week fucking one. Also i said after the first game he was one of the worst and I'd you check your facts he was the worst for a stretch is about eight games. You want to crown him go ahead. He'll be an afterthought that couldn't throw a deep out in about five years
 
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