FEMALE GOLFING TERMS
CADDY -- 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend
herself.
CHIPPING -- Time to get our nails done again.
DOUBLE BOGIE -- "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."
FAIRWAY -- Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.
GOOD LIE -- Weight on our driver's license.
GREENS -- Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.
HOLE-IN-ONE -- Time to get new pantyhose.
IRON -- What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.
ROUGH -- Getting a guy to understand pretty much anything.
SHAFT -- You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
SLICE -- "No thanks...just a sliver."
TEES -- Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.
WATER HAZARD -- Giving the kids too much to drink before a road
trip.
WEDGE -- Bathing suit that's too tight.
A man walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. He walks to the bartender and says, "Bartender give me a
beer."
The bartender looks at him and says, "OK, but you better not try to start anything."
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in gony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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CADDY -- 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend
herself.
CHIPPING -- Time to get our nails done again.
DOUBLE BOGIE -- "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."
FAIRWAY -- Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.
GOOD LIE -- Weight on our driver's license.
GREENS -- Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.
HOLE-IN-ONE -- Time to get new pantyhose.
IRON -- What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.
ROUGH -- Getting a guy to understand pretty much anything.
SHAFT -- You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
SLICE -- "No thanks...just a sliver."
TEES -- Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.
WATER HAZARD -- Giving the kids too much to drink before a road
trip.
WEDGE -- Bathing suit that's too tight.
A man walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. He walks to the bartender and says, "Bartender give me a
beer."
The bartender looks at him and says, "OK, but you better not try to start anything."
A young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in gony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."
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