God was missing for 6 days!
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for 6 days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel, found him resting on the seventh Day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. "Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed at a coastal land mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "that's California, the most glorious place in Earth. There are beautiful beaches, deserts, streams, hills and forests. The people from California are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous plus they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achievers and they will be known througfhout the world as Diplomats and Purveyors of Peace.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento."
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for 6 days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel, found him resting on the seventh Day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. "Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed at a coastal land mass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God, "that's California, the most glorious place in Earth. There are beautiful beaches, deserts, streams, hills and forests. The people from California are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous plus they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achievers and they will be known througfhout the world as Diplomats and Purveyors of Peace.'
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then proclaimed "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in Sacramento."
