This emoticon has be specifically designed and waited patiently for years just to be applied to this one guy.
:facepalm:
I am all for preserving the family, recognizing temptation etc, but dear lord you complete moron, this is one time in your life that you DO NOT TELL THE TRUTH! Say she spit in your coffee, say anything just NEVER EVER say she was too attractive and I thought I might have an affair with her. :mj07: