flying zionist bionic hornets..i ain`t kidding

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JERUSALEM (Reuters) - "Israel is using nanotechnology to try to create a robot no bigger than a hornet that would be able to chase, photograph and kill its targets, an Israeli newspaper reported on Friday.

The flying robot, nicknamed the “bionic hornet”, would be able to navigate its way down narrow alleyways to target otherwise unreachable enemies such as rocket launchers, the daily Yedioth Ahronoth said.

It is one of several weapons being developed by scientists to combat militants, it said. Others include super gloves that would give the user the strength of a “bionic man” and miniature sensors to detect suicide bombers.

The research integrates nanotechnology into Israel’s security department and will find creative solutions to problems the army has been unable to address, Deputy Prime Minister Shimon Peres told Yedioth Ahronoth.

“The war in Lebanon proved that we need smaller weaponry. It’s illogical to send a plane worth $100 million against a suicidal terrorist. So we are building futuristic weapons,” Peres said.


and the palistinians only have rocks?....lord,don`t let christo see this....

DISPROPORTIONATE!!!!


those rascally joos...."i know that fly!...it's shloimie!"



i guess that the jihadis could use "swat" teams.....(rimshot).
 
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thanks,robert....i think so,too....

it`s quite the coincidence that they were working on those "super gloves" at the same time I was doing research of my own on the very same....

of course,mine would follow me and slip themselves back in my pocket when I lose them......

i would think that a few strategically placed piles of dogshit could potentially neutralize the "spy-flies",though.....
 

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uh oh...i just read that the palestinians are working on electronic rocks.....

they do everything a real rock does, only electronically. ......

bobby?...kosar?..you enjoying this?...


pass the popcorn,,,,
 

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Do you really think the good old US of A doesn't already have this technology? I work for a nanotechnology research group and this is old news - DARPA and other agencies have been funding Universities for this type of research since at least 1998 - I'm sure before - probably right when RAND developed the idea in 1992... There are WAY more interesting things being developed now :com:

"The military envisions a new class of reconnaissance device called a MicroFlier, which individual personnel can carry and release. Once the operator gives a robofly general instructions about where to go, it will quickly disappear from sight and complete the mission by itself. It will be programmed to compensate for obstacles and wind drift on its own."

http://www.pulsethebook.com/figure-and-ground/50-fly-spies/

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-21225848.html


It really sucks when the researchers misprogram them and they are buzzing around the office and I swat them and then realize I just crushed some months worth of research...anyway...I hope I didn't interrupt your stream-of-consciousness - it is quite entertaining, and please pass the popcorn...thanks :SIB
 
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some might call it a stream of un-consciousness....or if being kind,semi-consciousness.....

just trying to lighten the load....and at the very least,coax a smirk out of the faithful here in the forum...

nice to see that there are a few in this forum that still possess a sense of humor...

thanks for the info,h.h....
 

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I was also enjoying the thread...your humor has apparently returned after I've repeatedly kicked your arse in various threads of late...:kiss:

Meaning to offend no one...I got quite a laff on the "Bionic Joo Bees" zinger. Great name for a fantasy football squad, especially for northern Chicago suburb types like my bro-in-law.
 

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I was also enjoying the thread...your humor has apparently returned......""""after I've repeatedly kicked your arse in various threads of late""""...:kiss:

Meaning to offend no one...I got quite a laff on the "Bionic Joo Bees" zinger. Great name for a fantasy football squad, especially for northern Chicago suburb types like my bro-in-law.

good to see that football isn`t the only "fantasy" activity you enjoy indulging in ,chad....:nono: :D
 
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