How to catch a Polar Bear
Out on the pack ice in the great north
you build a snow wall four feet tall.
Then you drill a hole in the ice 24? in diameter.
You hide behind the snow wall and make seal noises.
When the polar bear comes to investigate the hole in
The ice, you sneak up behind him and kick him in
The ice hole.
Out on the pack ice in the great north
you build a snow wall four feet tall.
Then you drill a hole in the ice 24? in diameter.
You hide behind the snow wall and make seal noises.
When the polar bear comes to investigate the hole in
The ice, you sneak up behind him and kick him in
The ice hole.

