for buddy: how to catch a polar bear

SixFive

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How to catch a Polar Bear
Out on the pack ice in the great north
you build a snow wall four feet tall.
Then you drill a hole in the ice 24? in diameter.
You hide behind the snow wall and make seal noises.
When the polar bear comes to investigate the hole in
The ice, you sneak up behind him and kick him in
The ice hole.
 

danmurphy jr

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I like the part about sneaking up behind him. Close your eyes and wrap around that one
 

ALLAN

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How to catch a Polar Bear
Out on the pack ice in the great north
you build a snow wall four feet tall.
Then you drill a hole in the ice 24? in diameter.
You hide behind the snow wall and make seal noises.
When the polar bear comes to investigate the hole in
The ice, you sneak up behind him and kick him in
The ice hole.

Six five -
your an inbred ky idiot
good job representing
 

SixFive

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Six five -
your an inbred ky idiot
good job representing


that should be you're instead of your. Your is possessive. Example: that is your dog, or that is your other personality, castles. You're is the same as you are. When trying to decide which one to type, if you can say "you are" where you have typed "your", then it is incorrect.
 

ALLAN

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that should be you're instead of your. Your is possessive. Example: that is your dog, or that is your other personality, castles. You're is the same as you are. When trying to decide which one to type, if you can say "you are" where you have typed "your", then it is incorrect.

maybe inbred people are not that stupid- :shrug:
 

SixFive

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:0corn

Found this looking for something else. Pretty funny; danmurphyjr :mj07: The Allen and castles duality.

Who was/is danmurphyjr anyway? :0corn
 

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This is how my kids told me the joke,changes in GREEN

How to catch a Polar Bear
Out on the pack ice in the great north
you build a snow wall four feet tall.
Then you drill a hole in the ice 24? in diameter.
and you line the hole with peas
You hide behind the snow wall
When the polar bear comes to
take a pea
, you sneak up behind him
and kick him in
The ice hole.
 
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