For Megami!

[Chanman]

Here we have a little male bashing:

Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh*t out of you.

Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them.

Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like ........ Coffee ...... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

Men are like ........ Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take sooooooo long to mature.

Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ........ Popcorn ...... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

Men are like ........ Parking Spots ..... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped

 

[NickiD]

I'm not Megami - but These are Great!

 

[Megami]

Yo Momma

Yo Momma

Aww, that is totally sad that you guys think I'm some sort of male-basher! I'm not! I just enjoy seeing a few of you squirm, that's all.

Thanks for the jokes, Chanman. Brightened my day!

I was listening to the radio this morning... they had a "Yo Momma" joke contest. Here's a few of the winners:

Yo Momma is so fat, when she sees a schoolbus full of white kids, she screams, "SOMEBODY STOP THAT TWINKIE!"

Yo Momma is so fat, she uses a beach towel for a tampon.

Yo Momma is so fat, they have to roll her out in sections.

Yo Momma is so nasty, when people pass by her and sniff, they ask, "How much for the shrimp platter?"

Yo Momma is so old, she still owes Moses a quarter.

Yo Momma is so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.

 

[kickserv]

ya gotta love the Megster


by the way...got your e-mail.......serious huh