SUBJECT: GEOGRAPHY
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
*Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
*Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
*Between 31 and 35 she is like Australia, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
*Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
*Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
*Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
*Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
all conquering past but alas, no future.
*After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
*Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
*Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half
wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
*Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
*Between 31 and 35 she is like Australia, very hot, relaxed and
convinced of her own beauty.
*Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit.
*Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
*Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
*Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and
all conquering past but alas, no future.
*After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
*Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick
