Bluemound Freak said:I know, I've been slipping as of late!
I don't know how normal this is but I fell asleep at about 4:00 a.m. Saturday morning ( after 22.5 Miller lite long necks )
Ok, Exactly what kind of little girl only drinks 22.5 long necks?
Are you f*cking sh*tting me?
Freak, have some stinkin class man... I mean seriously, you drank 22 and a HALF! DUDE, thats like 1.5 more and you had the whole damn case down!
Suck it up, take one for the team, call it what you will, but dont ever sell yourself short like this again! ewwww aawwwww one and a half more... but i am gonna go pass out guys.... later.
Now what sounds more manly:
Dude, I drank 22.5 bottles of miller yesterday night maaaaaan.
or
Dude, i put down some beer last night... sheeeet i put down a CASE!
22.5.. that is stinkin ridiculous! Take some pride in your beer drinking skills!
As punishment for such outlandish behavior the next time you go drinking you are only allowed to hold the beer bottle with your left hand. Your right hand should be slowly caressing your buttocks and imagining what color panties you are wearing.