French Open, May 24th to June 7th, Paris, France

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2026 Tennis Record
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Parlay 5-4
Head to Head 16-28
Over/Under 0-2
Game Spread 19-9
Prop 20-30
Futures 0-1

+0.99 units


Jannik Sinner DOES NOT win the French Open $3.45 (+245) *1 unit

Victoria Mboko🇨🇦 to make the semi finals $9.50 (+850) *0.25 unit



Sinner is the second biggest fave to win the French Open ever (since odds were kept). Only bigger fave was Rafael Nadal (at around -420 odds) at the 2009 French Open. And what happened at the 2009 French Open? Well I'll tell ya, Nadal lost in the Round of 16's to Robin Söderling.

Sinner might very well go down as one of the Top 10 tennis players of all time when all is said and done, he is that good. And yes Sinner is a huge fave to win this French Open, but just got a "weird feeling" that he doesn't win it. I'll take a shot at the big odds of +245.

 

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No ufc tonight

 

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Day 1 Action


Marina Bassols Ribera beat Emiliana Arango $2.00 (+100) *1 unit

Kyrian Jacquet -2.5 games beat Marco Trungelliti $2.00 (+100) *1 unit

Quentin Halys -2.5 games beat Mattia Bellucci $2.00 (+100) *1 unit

Elena-Gabriela Ruse to beat Magdalena Frech in straight sets $2.55 (+155) *1 unit

Federico Cina to beat Reilly Opelka in straight sets $3.55 (+255) *half unit

Joao Fonseca -8.0 games beat Luka Pavlovic $2.25 (+125) *0.75 unit

 

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Quick NCAA Tennis Update because Red Clay is so so so so fucking stupid I just want to change the subject a bit....



2026 Champions...


Men DI.........#4 Virginia defeats #2 Texas 4-3

Men DII........not decided yet (Flagler College versus Barry University in the final)

Men DIII........#1 University of Chicago defeats #2 Claremont-Mudd-Scripps 4-3

Chick DI........#4 Texas A&M defeats #2 Auburn 4-1

Chick DII.......#4 Nova Southeastern defeats #6 Catawba 4-1

Chick DIII......#4 Wesleyan University defeats #3 Washington University in St Louis 4-1


Notice only one top seed won, good karma for my "Sinner not winning" prop bet, just sayin'





Oh and I found this hilarious, with all the technology nowadays, and with every college kid with a phone, nobody got the "winning point" on camera/film for the Women DIII final. They had cameras set up on all the courts, but forgot to "turn on the camera" on court 2, whoopscheck it out....

Wesleyan (CT) wins the 2026 DIII women's tennis championship

Here is what you need to know for the DIII women's tennis championship, including the bracket, schedule and scores.

www.ncaa.com

Yep....just skipped to the "celebration" but missed the point

And with a bunch of college kids watching and people watching nobody got it on their phone, unreal and hilarious Think how many selfies the girls on the team take daily, and not one person got match point on film

Thankfully somebody "sort of" got the point on Instagram...thank goodness for social media🤦‍♀️

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Men DII........not decided yet (Flagler College versus Barry University in the final)

#4 Flagler defeated #2 Barry 4-3

 

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A loss of 1.25 units for Day 1😢


updated record........


2026 Tennis Record
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Parlay 5-4
Head to Head 17-28
Over/Under 0-2
Game Spread 20-10
Prop 20-32
Futures 0-1

-0.26 units

 

[Smitty]

#4 Flagler defeated #2 Barry 4-3

Well, obvi.

 

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Well, obvi.

Of the 6 NCAA winners, only one was the top ranked team.......yep, Sinner ain't winning.


Oh and I have a history with Barry University, I hate em, sure it goes back about one hundred years, but I hold a grudge. I had a very very very memorable match against a dude from Barry that got very very very very very heated. And on top of that there are a bunch of other things that go back to Barry University, one about an ex girlfriend. Oh and the current coach of the Barry chick team was one of the biggest cheaters I ever played. So yeah all kinds of hatred I have for Barry tennis, goes all the way back to the 1990's. And yes Barry has won a ton of NCAA Tennis Titles, but so glad Flagler won this time around (their first ever title). So yeah, fuck that school, if there is one school in the USA I'd love to see hit by an hurricane it is Barry, I hate em.

Yep I hate Barry University more then I hate Red Clay....and Djokovic😲

Oh and it all came down to a third set tiebreaker at 4 singles......and the dude from Flagler got the job done....

Flagler wins the 2026 DII men's tennis championship

Here's everything to know for the 2026 DII men's tennis championship including the bracket, schedule and scores.

www.ncaa.com

By the way you want a stat that will blow your mind.....a former president of Haiti played tennis for Barry (of all president/prime ministers in World History, he was maybe the best tennis player of all of em), and he was pretty good player. There, how about that for blowing the mind of Madjackers😲

 

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a former president of Haiti played tennis for Barry (of all president/prime ministers in World History, he was maybe the best tennis player of all of em),

Oh wait never mind, I forgot about this guy, he's the best to ever play tennis....

 

[Smitty]

Oh wait never mind, I forgot about this guy, he's the best to ever play tennis....

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pretty sure that is his follow-thru on his serve.

 

[Smitty]

Of the 6 NCAA winners, only one was the top ranked team.......yep, Sinner ain't winning.


Oh and I have a history with Barry University, I hate em, sure it goes back about one hundred years, but I hold a grudge. I had a very very very memorable match against a dude from Barry that got very very very very very heated. And on top of that there are a bunch of other things that go back to Barry University, one about an ex girlfriend. Oh and the current coach of the Barry chick team was one of the biggest cheaters I ever played. So yeah all kinds of hatred I have for Barry tennis, goes all the way back to the 1990's. And yes Barry has won a ton of NCAA Tennis Titles, but so glad Flagler won this time around (their first ever title). So yeah, fuck that school, if there is one school in the USA I'd love to see hit by an hurricane it is Barry, I hate em.

Yep I hate Barry University more then I hate Red Clay....and Djokovic😲

Oh and it all came down to a third set tiebreaker at 4 singles......and the dude from Flagler got the job done....

Flagler wins the 2026 DII men's tennis championship

Here's everything to know for the 2026 DII men's tennis championship including the bracket, schedule and scores.

www.ncaa.com

By the way you want a stat that will blow your mind.....a former president of Haiti played tennis for Barry (of all president/prime ministers in World History, he was maybe the best tennis player of all of em), and he was pretty good player. There, how about that for blowing the mind of Madjackers😲

On the other hand, Dave Barry is nice.

 

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On the other hand, Dave Barry is nice.

But that dude who sang "Johnny B Good" molested 14 year old girls.

Although on the plus side Barry Manilow seems like a nice guy.



Oh and just to clear it up...I said "President of Haiti", meant to say "Prime Minister of Haiti". His name is Laurent Lamothe and he was the Prime Minister of Haiti from 2012 to 2014 and yes he was massively corrupt. He was so corrupt he is actually banned from entering Canada and the USA, so nope he won't be playing doubles with Trump at Mar-a-Lago anytime soon On the plus side, he did bang Czech model Petra Němcová for a couple years, so there is that.

 

[Smitty]

But that dude who sang "Johnny B Good" molested 14 year old girls.

Although on the plus side Barry Manilow seems like a nice guy.

"Barry" was a really good show.

He was so corrupt he is actually banned from entering Canada and the USA, so nope he won't be playing doubles with Trump at Mar-a-Lago anytime soon

I would say he sounds like a shoo-in for the next Attorney General, but I don't want your tennis thread getting sent to the Political Forum.

 

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Day 2 Action


Parlay
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Luca Van Assche/Patrick Kypson Over 36.5 games
Jasmine Paolini/Dayana Yastremska Over 20.5 games

odds = $3.27 (+227) *1 unit

 

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Day 2 Action


Parlay
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Luca Van Assche/Patrick Kypson Over 36.5 games
Jasmine Paolini/Dayana Yastremska Over 20.5 games

odds = $3.27 (+227) *1 unit

The above is now a straight play at odds of $1.87 (-115), Kypson pulled out with an injury.

 

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The above is now a straight play at odds of $1.87 (-115), Kypson pulled out with an injury.

We have ourselves a winner


updated record.............


2026 Tennis Record
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Parlay 5-4
Head to Head 17-28
Over/Under 1-2
Game Spread 20-10
Prop 20-32
Futures 0-1

+0.61 units

 

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2026 Tennis Record
----------------------------------
Parlay 5-4
Head to Head 16-28
Over/Under 0-2
Game Spread 19-9
Prop 20-30
Futures 0-1

+0.99 units


Jannik Sinner DOES NOT win the French Open $3.45 (+245) *1 unit

Victoria Mboko🇨🇦 to make the semi finals $9.50 (+850) *0.25 unit



Sinner is the second biggest fave to win the French Open ever (since odds were kept). Only bigger fave was Rafael Nadal (at around -420 odds) at the 2009 French Open. And what happened at the 2009 French Open? Well I'll tell ya, Nadal lost in the Round of 16's to Robin Söderling.

Sinner might very well go down as one of the Top 10 tennis players of all time when all is said and done, he is that good. And yes Sinner is a huge fave to win this French Open, but just got a "weird feeling" that he doesn't win it. I'll take a shot at the big odds of +245.

I'm with Smitty on Sinner. Heat is the only opponent I see taking him down. Not only is he steamrolling matches, he's losing minimal sets. Just can't find someone who can do it for 3 sets.

 

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I'm with Smitty on Sinner. Heat is the only opponent I see taking him down. Not only is he steamrolling matches, he's losing minimal sets. Just can't find someone who can do it for 3 sets.

Sinner was around -300 odds to win it all before the tournament started.......you are going way out on a limb with that prediction🤦‍♀️

 

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Day 4 Action


Xiyu Wang beat Hailey Baptiste $2.85 (+185) *1 unit

Dino Prizmic beat Joao Fonseca $1.91 (-110) *1.5 units

Viktorija Golubic beat Alycia Parks $2.00 (+100) *1.25 units

Casper Ruud to beat Hamad Medjedovic in straight sets $3.10 (+210) *0.75 unit

Marie Bouzkova -5.0 games beat Francesca Jones $2.05 (+105) *1 unit

Rafael Jodar -9.5 games beat James Duckworth $2.15 (+115) *1 unit

 

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A profit of 1.38 units for Day 4


updated record.......


2026 Tennis Record
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Parlay 5-4
Head to Head 18-29
Over/Under 1-2
Game Spread 21-11
Prop 21-32
Futures 0-1

+1.99 units