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French's Mustard.....
The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:
"We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that
our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor
has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the
country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester,
NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow."
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At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running
for mayor, "Your former secretary said publicly that you have
a small penis.
. . .Would you please comment on this?"
"The truth really is," replied the politician, "That she has a big
mouth."
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Morris returns from a long business trip and finds out
that his wife has been unfaithful during his time away.
"Who was it!!!???" he yells. "That bastard Goldstein?"
"No," replied his wife. "It wasn't Goldstein."
"Was it Feldman, that dirty old man?"
"No, not him."
"Aha! Then it must have been that idiot Rabinovich!"
"No, it wasn't Rabinovich either..."
Morris was now fuming. "What's the matter?" he cried.
"None of my friends are good enough for you?"
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French's Mustard.....
The makers of French's Mustard made the following recent statement:
"We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that
our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor
has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the
country of France. Indeed, our mustard is manufactured in Rochester,
NY. The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
At a news conference, a journalist said to the politician running
for mayor, "Your former secretary said publicly that you have
a small penis.
. . .Would you please comment on this?"
"The truth really is," replied the politician, "That she has a big
mouth."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Morris returns from a long business trip and finds out
that his wife has been unfaithful during his time away.
"Who was it!!!???" he yells. "That bastard Goldstein?"
"No," replied his wife. "It wasn't Goldstein."
"Was it Feldman, that dirty old man?"
"No, not him."
"Aha! Then it must have been that idiot Rabinovich!"
"No, it wasn't Rabinovich either..."
Morris was now fuming. "What's the matter?" he cried.
"None of my friends are good enough for you?"
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