Friday RD 1: INCLUDING MY ROUND ONE "LOCK" PLAYS!!!!!

[yyz]

Tourny record:

8-8 -2.4 units

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Guys....huddle up for a sec.

Yesterday we came out like gang busters. We didn't screw around. We gave you some early corn, and it was sweet! Sadly......last night we gave some back. Just a taste! But, none the less, I let you down. That is unacceptable!!! What do you do when the school yard bully punches you in the gut?


YOU KICK HIM RIGHT WHERE THE BISCUITS BAKE!!!!!!!


That's right boys! My guys have been looking at these numbers since 3 AM Eastern, and they know the drill!!! I started yesterday with 69 guys on the payroll........Last night, I had to let 7 of them go!

("You fired them, yyz?")


YOU BET YOUR ASS I FIRED THEM!!!!!

You don't tell me to give my players some of the horse shit games these guys pulled outta their asses! Two of my guys even told me that they were so lazy to cap, that they called Roots 900 number to get his spin on a couple games!!! Well, I don't need to tell you that old Wayne's clients are none too happy today!!!!!

GO WORK FOR HIM, DOUCHE BAGS!!!!!


Guys, I separated the wheat from the chaff on these games today, and my guys will be giving me the final details in mere minutes!


Stay tuned for the ass kicking that I will be giving you man TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Keith 1]

I love these reports. The most entertaining part of the day (so far).

 

[RexBudler]

keep em coming yy

 

[yyz]

Okay.........Some guys want to come out slow after a tough loss the night before. That's great, candy ass....YOU DO THAT!!!

When Tiger Woods gives back a shot on the 18th on Saturday, does he hit his first drive on Sunday with a 6 iron?

When Michael Jordan misses a buzzer beater last night, does he pass to Paxton today?

Did Thurman Thomas "misplace" his helmet in Super Bowl XXVI because he was afraid to face the mighty Redskins defense?......Well, yeah, BUT HE WAS A TREMENDOUS PUSSY!!!!!!


Boys, you have one hour to call the bank, gather the credit cards, roll a Skid Row bum!!!! But GET THAT SHIT TOGETHER, 'Cause here they are!!!


1 Unit plays


FUKC the 1 unit plays!!!

Put your dolls away, and get out the Red Rider!!! We ain't got time for for no stinking 1 unit plays!


2 unit plays:


(1st half) NC St -2 -110

Iowa St/Minn over 125' -110


FIRST ROUND FIRST HALF "LOCK OF THE YEAR"!!!!!

3 unit play:

(1st half) Florida -6 -110



Boys, bet these games, and tonight, your cock will be raw from the old lady thanking you over all the nice shit you will be buying her!!!!!!

(But save some for the girlfriend, too )

 

[ScreaminPain]

Is there anything funnier than a raving maniac like this... spewing out GOY's & LOCK's .even Beantownjim will have a hard time keeping up with YYZ's crazed ranting.

They do have one unique trait and thats the inability to locate the "caps lock" key.

He's bringing in he winners and he's entertaining as well.....keep it up YYZ, so "my girlfriend can be thanking my coc* raw" :scared

 

[yyz]

Alright! We are off and running, boys!

I am watching this Minn/Iowa St game, and these kids should be in the parking lot dirrecting traffic, except they would fukc that up, too! None of these kids can score!!!!!!

2 nd half plays for the eraly games:


2 units:

NC ST/Char over 77 -110

 

[yyz]

FIRST ROUND FIRST HALF "LOCK OF THE YEAR"!!!!!

3 unit play:

(1st half) Florida -6 -110



:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:



That's right! ONE MORE "LOCK" GAME IN THE BOOKS!

I'm telling you boys, scrub your nuts real good tonight, as your woman won't be able to get enough of your "man chowder"!!!!!

As soon as I give you the rest of these winners, make you call to your man, and go shopping for the gal!!!

Don't you DARE haul your ass to Wal-Mart, either! Listen up you cheap bastards.......I give you the winners, and I expect you to do me some favors in return. BUY HER SOMETHING NICE! It's just good business sense on the home front, fellas!!

Drive past Wal-Mart, and get her that "something special" over at JC Penny. She will respect the quality.....trust me.


Okay, enough of "Sentimental Street", let's get back to what I am here for!


2nd half plays:


2 units:

Florida -4' -110

 

[Bombs]

This is so good, you really need your own web page.

 

[yyz]

No time for that shit! I'd be dicking around on that all day long, and wouldn't have time to GIVE YOU WINNERS!!!!!!

Okay, here's the poop. One of my bigger local clients has offered to by me lunch since he is swimming in cash today!!!

I can't say no, as that is just bad business. I can't give my flunkies the password to this fine site, as they would fukc something up, and my reputation would be SHOT!!!!

Those idiots remind me of those monkeys in the office on those commercials......"I work with monkeys......" Ain't it the truth??!!!


MID AFTERNOON GAMES!


1 unit plays


Cen Fla/UCON under 134 -110

So Ill -2' -110


Go get 'em boys!!!!!!!!

 

[Hokie Fan]

YYZ,
whew, I actually had to borrow money to get back down on these winners..

I wont lose faith...

Thanks for the KENO NUMBERS report.. (best 29.95 I ever spent)

Faithfully yours

Hokie

 

[yyz]

Hokie,

For another $9.99, you could have had the "Buffet Buster" report as well!

Don't get cheap on me!

 

[THUNDER]

i have to admit for a fox valley guy you say some funny stuff-gl

 

[Hokie Fan]

Hold on...

I'm off to the ATM....
Buffet special.. wow its almost like I'm in Vegas...
I can taste the money now....
Wait.. Discovers maxed... Visas gone.... Can I pay with Diners Card???
I know you'll get hot and I can pay those others off..

Please dont forget about me....

One thing ... I called the 900 number 2 times and you gave both sides of the Southern Illinios/ St Marys game...???

I guess some new info must of come in from your sources on that one...

Hokie

 

[yyz]

Same side of the game?????? That has never happened at team yyz!!!!

With the cash I am making you, you need to go get a real cell phone, and quit settling for the free one you get when you subscribe to that podunk service out in the boonies!


Back to business:

Guys, my lunch date was horrible! My favorite client and I ordered our meal, and a couple of drinks, and then these late games started backing up like turds in the shitter of a Mexican restaurant! Billy D, and his Florida Fukc-ups, can suck my dick!!! No one else is gonna if this shit keeps up!

Well, I tell my boy not to worry......If I could hit every game, where would the thrill be???? But he aint having any of it. When Florida let that 20 point lead slide to zero, he picked up my steak, and slapped me in the puss with it!!! Then, he gave me a couple of shots to the ribs, and left me with the tab for luch!!! Boys, I'm no push over, but you try to fend off a few roundhouse haymakers with A-1 sauce burning the shit outta your eyes! He had me looking like Napoleon Dynamite.....all that was missing was the fukcing bike!

I got back to the barn, and fired 4 more "mooks" for giving me bad plays!

Now...........The shit hits the fan!!!!! I am back at the desk, and the halftime plays on these late afternoon games will roll!


Stay tuned............


( jeezus christ, this steak sauce burns like a bitch!)

 

[IntenseOperator]

YOU KICK HIM RIGHT WHERE THE BISCUITS BAKE!!!!!!!

SIZE]

Oh SH*T!!!!!

He's using oversized letters now :scared :scared :scared

SOMEBODY STOP HIM BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF :mj07:

 

[yyz]

2nd half:

2 unit plays:


St Mary's -2 -110


NC/Oak over 80 -110