I feel like some of them do. It must be interesting as a cop. You have to be serious and you have to do the lawful thing, but a teenager pulling a good prank is sometimes harmless and hilarious. I bet cops laugh on the inside, and then arrest people because the have to. Or?they think nothing is funny (as this bumper sticker insinuates)
and they simply take pleasure in arresting people who do dumb things. No matter how it plays out, we?re grateful for the men and women in uniform who make these decisions for the betterment of the society at large. And we are definitely grateful for the ones with a sense of humor like this!
If for some reason, you?re stand-in to the left of my car, and can see downwards onto my back window, then you are probably a cop and I am probably getting pulled over right now, aren?t I? A funny bumper sticker is one that can laugh at the driver him or herself. And this definitely falls into that category. I bet police officers have a lot of funny bumper sticker memories. It seems to be a common thread, at least in this post. Kudos to this driver for a high-quality sense of humor.
Well, the person who put up the stick figure family to begin with probably cares. But outside of the stick figure family man, there really isn?t a whole lot of people who do. Which I guess is the intention behind this funny bumper sticker. Is this a custom job? Seems like the driver had to get this custom made and ordered. Which, if that is the case, then he or she must have a personal vendetta against the stick figures. Interesting angle here?But whichever way you slice it, it?s still a funny bumper sticker and we?re happy to have it on this list.
The response to this bumper sticker might be, ?That was it?? Because, let?s be honest here, if you have a van like this there are probably much more than five hippies in there. There are three crowded up front just for starters. One is the driver and the other two serve as a switch off team between passenger and GPS navigator.
Then, there are at least five in the back having some sort of random drum circle or strumming a guitar with horrible Kumbaya type songs to keep you company as you journey down the road. Finally, there are two or three asleep in the back. So if you only beat up five hippies to get this bus, then you need to check the inside again. There are a few more hiding.
Another stick figure family hater! What?s the beef? But this one comes with a twist, as it is the Addams Family of stick figure families. When your stick figure family is a cannibalistic, vampire group of brothers and sisters?yeah, look out other stick figure families! The creativity and ingenuity here and perfect and it?s one of those that made us think for a second before it made us laugh. Which is always a good sign!
T-Rex and alligators. What do they have in common? A bunch of long-armed people making fun of them for not having long arms! Which seems crazy because both of those species would eat a human for breakfast if they had to. This one is honestly almost more sad than it is funny. But almost only cuts it horse shoes and hand grenades. So, still funny! As for the ?Free Punches in the Face? bumper sticker?that?s not funny at all. It?s hilarious!
Okay, so we like this one. It shows how clever the owner is. Most of us would shell out cash to get our vehicle repaired. It would cost us a few thousand dollars. That?s what makes this pure genius. This guy has solved the whole problem, made his car look infinitely cooler and saved thousands of dollars by using a bumper sticker. How clever is that!
It?s people like these that you need on your team when things get dicey. They can solve a million dollar problem using only thousands. They can find the shortest path from A to B. The next time you find a car with a stickler similar to this, get to know them. It will come in handy!
This one is what we call ironic. I?m sure when he put this bumper sticker on his Jeep he never envisioned actually being in a position to read it correctly. But, as with all things in life, Murphy?s Law can sometimes come back to bite you in the rear end. For that reason, I would say it?s best to never own this bumper sticker. If you see it, avoid it like the plague and keep walking for good measure. It will keep your insurance premiums low in the long run. Trust me on that!
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Do you have a runner in your family that loves to put running decals on the back of their vehicle? Well, why not respond with something like this! These are pretty clever and give a nod to the fact that there are other areas of life you can apply long distances too. Watching movies for instance, or eating cookies until you can?t move.
The only thing I would change is the decimal point. If you?re going to eat .2 of a cookie, you might as well finish the whole thing. No sense in leaving a straggler. The same is true for watching movies. Don?t just watch 10%, push through to the other 90% and make that sticker read 14!
Well, guess who is not bitter about their divorce? That?s right, this guy right here. It seems that there is some sort of sordid story going on when this type of decal to show off. Better yet, you have a message to send. I mean let?s be honest, you don?t write position open in white shoe polish on your window with an arrow pointing to the vacant female spot unless you are trying to send everyone you know a clear message? including your ex. I would say this one reads message received, wouldn?t you?
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