This old deaf couple were having trouble telling each other in bed when the lights were out that they wanted to have sex because they couldnt see each other using sign language.
So fed up, during breakfast the old lady signs to her husband and says we need to come up with a plan to tell each other when were horny in bed. So the husband signs back and says great idea what do you have in mind.
The lady signs back and says well if you want to have sex with me reach over and grab my left boob and squeeze it once and if you dont want to have sex with me reach over grab my right boob and squeeze it once. The man signs back and says great idea but what about you.
He signs back and says if you want to have sex with me reach over grab my dick and pull on it once if you dont want to have sex with me reach over and grab my dick and pull on it 100 times :142lmao:
So fed up, during breakfast the old lady signs to her husband and says we need to come up with a plan to tell each other when were horny in bed. So the husband signs back and says great idea what do you have in mind.
The lady signs back and says well if you want to have sex with me reach over and grab my left boob and squeeze it once and if you dont want to have sex with me reach over grab my right boob and squeeze it once. The man signs back and says great idea but what about you.
He signs back and says if you want to have sex with me reach over grab my dick and pull on it once if you dont want to have sex with me reach over and grab my dick and pull on it 100 times :142lmao:
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