~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doug brought Tammy back to his apartment, took off his
clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend."
Tammy took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said,
"Call me when it grows up."
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A few days before his proctologic exam, a one eyed man
accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects,
so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed
instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing
the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's ass was
that eye staring right back at him.
'You know,' said the doctor, 'you really have to learn
to trust me.'
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Laws Of Slow People
1. Slow people always walk side by side, even if they don't
know each other.
2. They drive side by side, too. If they can't find another
slow driver to pair up with, they drive in the fast lane.
3. Slow walkers never look back. When they drive, they never
look in their rearview mirrors, either.
4. Slow people drift sideways so they'll block the path of
anyone trying to pass them. If two people or vehicles are
trying to get around them at the same time, they drift into
the path of the one that is moving at the highest speed.
5. Follow behind a slow person in the grocery store and you'll
wind up with soggy ice cream every time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Doug brought Tammy back to his apartment, took off his
clothes, and said, "I'd like you to meet my little friend."
Tammy took a look, gathered up her clothes, then said,
"Call me when it grows up."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A few days before his proctologic exam, a one eyed man
accidentally swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects,
so he forgot about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed
instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing
the proctologist saw when he looked up the man's ass was
that eye staring right back at him.
'You know,' said the doctor, 'you really have to learn
to trust me.'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laws Of Slow People
1. Slow people always walk side by side, even if they don't
know each other.
2. They drive side by side, too. If they can't find another
slow driver to pair up with, they drive in the fast lane.
3. Slow walkers never look back. When they drive, they never
look in their rearview mirrors, either.
4. Slow people drift sideways so they'll block the path of
anyone trying to pass them. If two people or vehicles are
trying to get around them at the same time, they drift into
the path of the one that is moving at the highest speed.
5. Follow behind a slow person in the grocery store and you'll
wind up with soggy ice cream every time.
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