Three (hillbillies, rednecks,ethnics, pick your favorite) are sitting on a porch drinking moonshine, discussing how stupid their wives are
First man...mah wife is so stupid, she bought a washer dryer and we have no lectricity....
Second man...mah wife is sooo stupid, she bought a dishwasher....and we have noo running water....
Third man....I got you all beat....mah wives purse contents were out on the kitchen table, and there was about 10 packs of Condoms....she tain't even got a dik......
First man...mah wife is so stupid, she bought a washer dryer and we have no lectricity....
Second man...mah wife is sooo stupid, she bought a dishwasher....and we have noo running water....
Third man....I got you all beat....mah wives purse contents were out on the kitchen table, and there was about 10 packs of Condoms....she tain't even got a dik......
