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Morris goes to an agency in Manhattan and asks if they have any jobs.
"Sure," replies the interviewer, "I've got an ace job - working in a
strip club, what you would have to do is help the girls undress and
dress, oil them and all that sort of stuff."
"Sounds good" says Morris.
"Great, can you get to Brooklyn by 9.00 am tomorrow?"
"Why, is that where the job is?"
"No, that's where the line starts..."
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A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing
her husband had been able to join her.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a
night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is
your name?"
"I can't tell you!" the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him
again what his name is and he always responds the
same, he cannot tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, "Can you
please tell me your name?"
"I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black
man says.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady
says.
"Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the
lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad
and says,. . . "I knew you would make fun of it."
The lady replied, "Its my husband that won't believe
me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every
day in the Caribbean!"
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Kentucky Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother"
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...
You can't marry Will, my gal.,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother"
But Mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe.
You ain't no kin to Pappy
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Morris goes to an agency in Manhattan and asks if they have any jobs.
"Sure," replies the interviewer, "I've got an ace job - working in a
strip club, what you would have to do is help the girls undress and
dress, oil them and all that sort of stuff."
"Sounds good" says Morris.
"Great, can you get to Brooklyn by 9.00 am tomorrow?"
"Why, is that where the job is?"
"No, that's where the line starts..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A lady goes on vacation alone to the Caribbean wishing
her husband had been able to join her.
Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a
night of passionate lovemaking she asks him, "What is
your name?"
"I can't tell you!" the black man says.
Every night they meet and every night she asks him
again what his name is and he always responds the
same, he cannot tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, "Can you
please tell me your name?"
"I can't because you will make fun of me!" the black
man says.
"There is no reason for me to laugh at you," the lady
says.
"Fine, my name is Snow" the black man replies. And the
lady bursts into laughter, and the black man gets mad
and says,. . . "I knew you would make fun of it."
The lady replied, "Its my husband that won't believe
me when I tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every
day in the Caribbean!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kentucky Love Poem
Susie Lee done fell in love;
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her Pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Susie gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know,
But Joe is yo' half brother"
So Susie put aside her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still...
You can't marry Will, my gal.,
And please don't tell your Mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo'
I know is yo' half brother"
But Mama knew and said, "My child,
Just do what makes yo' happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe.
You ain't no kin to Pappy
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