I was playing poker Saturday, and one of the young guys that plays with us occasionally came in. He had a friend with him who just sat down but did not post and said he didn't play because he lost all his money when he did.
They were there about 30 minutes, and the friend's phone kept beeping, and he was constantly looking down at it. One of the other guys asked him if that was his girlfriend texting him so much. The guy playing said, "girl-friend, shit!! She's 42 years old!" (these guys are about 22-25). "Is she a MILF?" the guy asks.
The guy playing said, "Hell, she's got a son our age who has a kid! MILF, hell, she's a GILF! He's focking a GILF!" :142smilie
They were there about 30 minutes, and the friend's phone kept beeping, and he was constantly looking down at it. One of the other guys asked him if that was his girlfriend texting him so much. The guy playing said, "girl-friend, shit!! She's 42 years old!" (these guys are about 22-25). "Is she a MILF?" the guy asks.
The guy playing said, "Hell, she's got a son our age who has a kid! MILF, hell, she's a GILF! He's focking a GILF!" :142smilie
