Furniture sale update on craig's list

[The Sponge]

All have the same theme. They forget i want cash and all want me to open a paypal account. Some of these fukers need to be executed.

Good to hear back from you. I'm okay with the price and the condition.
Presently, i am out of town with my UNICEF TEAM to raise funds for the
Children Living with Malaria and i won't be able to come for the
inspection due to the nature of my work. Moreover, I would have loved
to call but our satellite server has been down in recent days which
restricts our calls. I will be paying you through PayPal as it is the
only Medium at which i can send Payment at the Moment.
I would appreciate if you email me with more pictures (if available) too
since i won't be be able to see this in person. And if you don't have a
PayPal account, It's pretty easy to set up a PayPal account at
www.paypal.com . it's just a few minutes away from signing up. it's
safe and secure for
both Parties and i have been using PayPal to buy and sell for years
now without problems. Pls get back to me with your PayPal email so i
can proceed with the payment and contact the Pick up Agent who will
come for the Pick up of the item.
I will need these following details so i can proceed with the payment right away


1:Your PayPal e-Mail Address
2: Home Address


As soon as you get back to me with your PayPal email, I'll proceed
with full Payment. I look forward to reading from you soon.

Regards
Lisa
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Good to have your reply,I am Bethany Fett, from harrisburg
Pennsylvania and would have love to come for further face to face
inspection at your residence myself, but I am a US Army Reserves
working as a flight doctor under the auspices of the aircraft
Maintenance here in Rhode Island. I am buying this for my son in
Warsaw Poland, as a surprise gift and understand i want you assure me
it's in condition described. I will appreciate more pictures if
available and will be sending your money asap. My shipper will be
available to pick this up as soon as payment is made. Do you have
paypal account? because, I have a paypal account that I can easily
send money through because, its good for business payments. Get back
to me with your paypal email address and name in order for me to have
your money sent on time. Confirm sale to me and remove the add from
posting.

Regards

CDT. Bethany Fett,

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Strange most of these people i respond to always have a different email address when they respond back :shrug:

 

[Cie]

Donate the items to a worthy charity. You'll be compensated in tax relief, you will avoid any further dealings with these pathetic scammers and you will have helped the needy.

 

[fatdaddycool]

Wow brother, you have met some really nice people!! A missionary and a soldier, very cool. Too bad you aren't selling Jewish memorabilia, you might have met Moses!!!!





*Disclaimer* This is a joke and only meant as a joke. I know that people don't sell our fine Jewish friends and the Sponge is by no means involved in any kind of "human trade".


Hope that helps,
FDC




*Nevermind, I changed Jews to Jewish memorabilia, but it was funnier the other way...just sayin:shrug: :shrug:

 

[vinnie]

Donate the items to a worthy charity. You'll be compensated in tax relief, you will avoid any further dealings with these pathetic scammers and you will have helped the needy.

Exactly, we do this with all our used items they even come to pick up the bigger stuff.

 

[hedgehog]

donate it, otherwise sell it for cash only

at this point take it to goodwill and get a receipt and write it off on your taxes

 

[The Sponge]

Got a few more bites

Hello Seller,

Thank for the quick response. I'm seriously interested in buying
this for my son and I think that this is a fair asking price.
Currently I am at sea right now ( I am a marine engineer for the navy)
I do not want to let him know anything about this until it gets
delivered to him. First, I do have some basic questions. I would like
to know why you are selling this item. Also, what is the condition of
this item. Considering that I am currently at sea, I only have access
to my paypal account to make payments because i don't have access to
my bank account online because I cannot use internet banking on
company computers. I have already accessed my paypal account and saw
that I can make payments which is why I insisted on using PayPal to
pay you. So if you could email me back with your PayPal email address,
I can make the payment to your account today. If you don't have a
PayPal account, you can set one up at www.paypal.com, it should take
no more than 3 minutes. Paypal is a reliable and secure website, which
will protect both you and I when dealing with this business. I will be
responsible for the payment fees/charges on this transaction. Don't
worry about the shipping or the picking up of the item, because once
you notify me, my agent will come and pick it up from you once I have
made the payment to you. To make the payment, I will also need your
full Name,address and phone number. I am looking forward to here back
from you.

Thank You

 

[The Sponge]

Hi,
I am interested ,and you should consider it sold .Actually ,I am
buying it for someone and payment would be through PayPal . I am
working in a ship and most of time i am out to sea.So it is an agent
that would be coming for the pick up.
I would be expecting your prompt reply,with the name and the
email address on your PayPal account so that i could make the payment
asap and i will appreciate if you could send more pics as i would
not be seeing it in person and pick up should be at a designated
place or your residence.And lastly , i am offering additional $ 100
to your final price for you to keep it off from other offers.

 

[The Sponge]

this isn't my stuff. im doing it for someone esle

 

[The Sponge]

How can i reverse the scam and maybe make a few bucks :shrug:

 

[The Sponge]

Wow brother, you have met some really nice people!! A missionary and a soldier, very cool. Too bad you aren't selling Jewish memorabilia, you might have met Moses!!!!





*Disclaimer* This is a joke and only meant as a joke. I know that people don't sell our fine Jewish friends and the Sponge is by no means involved in any kind of "human trade".


Hope that helps,
FDC




*Nevermind, I changed Jews to Jewish memorabilia, but it was funnier the other way...just sayin:shrug: :shrug:

:mj07:

 

[PaSprint]

Craigslist.... this is the place where Kneifl finds reputable automotive techs to fix his shit for nothing.

 

[The Sponge]

Hi,
I am interested ,and you should consider it sold .Actually ,I am
buying it for someone and payment would be through PayPal . I am
working in a ship and most of time i am out to sea.So it is an agent
that would be coming for the pick up.
I would be expecting your prompt reply,with the name and the
email address on your PayPal account so that i could make the payment
asap and i will appreciate if you could send more pics as i would
not be seeing it in person and pick up should be at a designated
place or your residence.And lastly , i am offering additional $ 100
to your final price for you to keep it off from other offers.

i sent more pictures and don't worry about the hundred extra dollars. As a matter of fact take an extra three hundred off for being such an upstanding individual. :0074

 

[The Sponge]

Craigslist.... this is the place where Kneifl finds reputable automotive techs to fix his shit for nothing.

they do have a bartar site but everyone thinks their shit is worth more than the next guy :mj07:

 

[The Sponge]

Can't remember the thread but it was something about building materials. One guy was selling a broken piece of sheet rock about 5 feet by 3 for like 5 bucks. You can get a brand new one for around ten. Who the fuk is gonna drive to this guys house to buy that piece of shit :mj07:

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Craigslist.... this is the place where Kneifl finds reputable automotive techs to fix his shit for nothing.

I forgot about that story. That was crazy funny. :mj07: :mj07:

 

[greggraffin]

donate it, otherwise sell it for cash only

at this point take it to goodwill and get a receipt and write it off on your taxes

for once, i'd like to see you come up with a good idea on your own, not just repeat what someone else said:0003

 

[Sylvan]

A nice Marine Biologist contacted me yesterday.:facepalm:

Hi there, Thank you for getting back to me.Can you assure me that the vehicle is in good state and that i will not be disappointed with it.I'm ready to pay your asking price and to be honest, i wanted to buy this for my Dad and he is a mechanic, but the issue is I'm a marine biologist and i do have a contract to go for which starts tomorrow and am leaving any moment from now.The contract is strictly no call due to the lack of reception on the sea area. But I'm able to access email anytime as we will make use of laptop so my only quickest payment option is PayPal as i can send money via PayPal anytime.Since I'm requesting this transaction to be done via PayPal, i will be responsible for all the pay pal fee/charges on this transaction and if you don't have an account with paypal,its pretty easy, safe and secured to open one. Just log on to www.paypal.com. I hope we can make the purchase as fast as possible? I have a mover that will come for it once payment clears and they will be handling the title for me. So i look forward to hear from you.

Your PayPal e-Mail Address :
Full name:
Firm Price:

Many Thanks

 

[greggraffin]

i use paypal all the time, whats the scam they pull by sending money via paypal?

 

[The Sponge]

i use paypal all the time, whats the scam they pull by sending money via paypal?

prolly a stolen credit card and then pick up the shit and then a month later the person who's card is stolen wants a refund and your shit is history

 

[The Sponge]

A nice Marine Biologist contacted me yesterday.:facepalm:

Hi there, Thank you for getting back to me.Can you assure me that the vehicle is in good state and that i will not be disappointed with it.I'm ready to pay your asking price and to be honest, i wanted to buy this for my Dad and he is a mechanic, but the issue is I'm a marine biologist and i do have a contract to go for which starts tomorrow and am leaving any moment from now.The contract is strictly no call due to the lack of reception on the sea area. But I'm able to access email anytime as we will make use of laptop so my only quickest payment option is PayPal as i can send money via PayPal anytime.Since I'm requesting this transaction to be done via PayPal, i will be responsible for all the pay pal fee/charges on this transaction and if you don't have an account with paypal,its pretty easy, safe and secured to open one. Just log on to www.paypal.com. I hope we can make the purchase as fast as possible? I have a mover that will come for it once payment clears and they will be handling the title for me. So i look forward to hear from you.

Your PayPal e-Mail Address :
Full name:
Firm Price:

Many Thanks

Got to figure out a plan to get some money out of these pricks. mgith have to go to that nigerian email website and look for some ideas.