Future MadJacker??

[Bluemound Freak]

Congratulations! I have a Buddy who just had a baby girl just a month ago and I saw her for the frist time last week! She's so tiny! I can't imagine the responsibillity you have to face with a new born! I had a step child that was 4 and that was all I could handle!

But best wishes and best of luck to you and your families! :toast:

 

[djv]

Lets see all these babyes coming in March. July other then Base ball. the off season. folks were busy. Congrats and I hope is all well.

 

[taoist]

Congrats, ddubs!!!

 

[TJBELL]

sorry, skipped right over this thread..

sorry, skipped right over this thread..

Congrats DDUBS!!! nothing better than bringing a new life into this world!! i'm sure the missus is very happy! get him loggen in cause we can sure use the help in the 1/2 time threads!

i do not have any kids, but every Father's day when i check the mailbox, i sure do get nervous!

i am really glad for you!! take care my friend!! TOM

 

[ryson]

ddubs,

Best Wishes to you and your family. You are right, no amout of winnings can amount to the joy of a healty baby and mom!!

wish you and your family the best.

 

[Blitz]

Congratulations!!!

Congratulations!!!

If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to avoid saying these:

"Sure you'll get your figure back -- we'll just search 1985 where you left it."

"How come you're so much fatter than the other chicks in Lamaze?"

"What's the big deal? If you can handle *me* going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."

"Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, willya?"

"Yo, Fatass! You're blocking the TV!"

"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!"

"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"

"Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."

"Got milk?"

"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

 

[AR182]

Good to see that you have your priorities in order.Best wishes to you & your family.

 

[yyz]

Good for you!

 

[fletcher]

CONGRATS! make him a switch hitting catcher

 

[ddubs]

Man, you guys are giving me the warm fuzzies......or could it be my lunch But seriously, thank you all very much.

Fletch, I assume you're talking about baseball. As for my 2 boys, they can do whatever they want to do, but damn it, they're both gonna be baseball players if I can help it. My 2 year old is already a southpaw.

 

[BahamaMama]

oh, where to start.............MAJOR congrats to Ddubs and 1837!!!!

Ddubs.....saw in another thread where you were counting down at about 13 years to retirement???? huh???? LOL

as far as the epidural comments in this thread...torn on the answer to that one.....part of me says don't even wait to get to the hospital to have it....make them DELIVER it to your car....the other part says, deal with the severe pain, and it is for a MUCH shorter time when you can actually push

Neemer: you post has me laughing my @ss of so dang hard.......... your boys were SUCH angels. isn't it a joy when they get older and minds of their own? LOL

and ddubs again....good luck teaching the southpaw how to tie shoes