Doggie:
I'm shocked!!! You, a flag waving, God Bless America singing, Bush cornholing, apple pie eating, patriotic douchebag missing Janet Jacksons' right breast in order to pick up some commie gook at the airport. What is the south coming too?
I also want to point out to the members of this board how purely evil you truely are. You are well aware that I have one (and only one) defect of character. That is I'm a compulsive gambler in recovery. So what do you, my compassionate conservative southern friend do? You ask me if I want to wager on the outcome of our anticipated show down in the desert. You dick.
Now I've got the shakes and will shortly be on my way to the Argosy casino in Lawrenceburg, Indiana. Gotta find an ATM and I'll be hittin my 14 when the dealers up card is a 6 much to the chagrin of the rest of the table. Whats the line on Wake Forest? I need the action.
I realize that planning to go to next years super bowl party is on somewhat short notice as I'm sure your social and business calendar in bustling Bowling Green may preclude you from making plans one year hence but, see what you can do to accomodate me. Off to the tables.
Oh yeah, before I go, Proscan Imaging, I hope you can join moi and Dogcrap (if he shows) on the course. Although you won't get some of my ambulance chasing money, as I don't bet, I do reserve the right to pummel you and that right wing mentality of yours with my fists as well as my sticks. Sounds like a fun threesome. Maybe Fletcher can caddy for me.
Off to the boats,
Eddie