George W is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her: "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?"
The Queen says: "Well, the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns, and replies: "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent or not?"
The Queen takes a little sip of tea, and says: "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them a riddle".
Then the Queen pushes the button on her intercom and says: "Please send KinG of DoGs in here, would you?" So
KinG OF DoGs walks into the room.
"Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles at KOD and says: "KOD, answer me this, would you?
Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Without missing a beat, KOD says: "Well, that would be me KOD."
The Queen smiles and says: "Very good, thank you!"
Back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney: "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would ya? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister...who is it?
Dick Cheney frowns and says: "Geez, I'm not sure... lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney worry's about where to get this answer for his boss
Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognizes Colin Powel's shoes in the next stall over. Knowing that Colin is the most intelligent advisor on the staff. Dick shouts over to him: "Hey Colin...can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not you sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powel flushes, and yells back: "Hey, that's easy... it's me!" Dick Cheney smiles and yells: "Thanks!" So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush: "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!"
George W. Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney. Bush yells right in Dick's face: "No, you moron !......
It's KinG OF DoGs !"
KOD
The Queen says: "Well, the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns, and replies: "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent or not?"
The Queen takes a little sip of tea, and says: "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them a riddle".
Then the Queen pushes the button on her intercom and says: "Please send KinG of DoGs in here, would you?" So
KinG OF DoGs walks into the room.
"Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles at KOD and says: "KOD, answer me this, would you?
Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
Without missing a beat, KOD says: "Well, that would be me KOD."
The Queen smiles and says: "Very good, thank you!"
Back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney: "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would ya? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister...who is it?
Dick Cheney frowns and says: "Geez, I'm not sure... lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney worry's about where to get this answer for his boss
Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognizes Colin Powel's shoes in the next stall over. Knowing that Colin is the most intelligent advisor on the staff. Dick shouts over to him: "Hey Colin...can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not you sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powel flushes, and yells back: "Hey, that's easy... it's me!" Dick Cheney smiles and yells: "Thanks!" So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush: "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!"
George W. Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney. Bush yells right in Dick's face: "No, you moron !......
It's KinG OF DoGs !"
KOD
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