George W. Visits Madjacks

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George W is hanging out with the Queen of England. He asks her: "How do you run an efficient government? Any tips you can give me?"

The Queen says: "Well, the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Bush frowns, and replies: "Well, how do I know the people around me are really intelligent or not?"

The Queen takes a little sip of tea, and says: "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them a riddle".

Then the Queen pushes the button on her intercom and says: "Please send KinG of DoGs in here, would you?" So
KinG OF DoGs walks into the room.
"Yes, my Queen?"

The Queen smiles at KOD and says: "KOD, answer me this, would you?
Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother, and it's not your sister. Who is it?"

Without missing a beat, KOD says: "Well, that would be me KOD."

The Queen smiles and says: "Very good, thank you!"

Back at the White House, Bush is a bit puzzled. So, he asks to speak with Dick Cheney: "Hey Dick, answer this for me, would ya? Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister...who is it?

Dick Cheney frowns and says: "Geez, I'm not sure... lemme get back to you." So, Dick Cheney worry's about where to get this answer for his boss

Finally, he ends up in the men's room, and he recognizes Colin Powel's shoes in the next stall over. Knowing that Colin is the most intelligent advisor on the staff. Dick shouts over to him: "Hey Colin...can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not you sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powel flushes, and yells back: "Hey, that's easy... it's me!" Dick Cheney smiles and yells: "Thanks!" So, Dick Cheney goes back into the Oval Office and tells Bush: "Hey, I finally figured out the answer to that riddle! It's Colin Powell!"

George W. Bush gets up, and angrily stomps over to Dick Cheney. Bush yells right in Dick's face: "No, you moron !......

It's KinG OF DoGs !"


KOD
 
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The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below. The Queen says to the Pope out of the corner of her mouth "I bet you ten bucks that I can make every English person in the crowd go wild with just a wave of my hand." The Pope says "No way. You can't do that." The Queen says, "Watch this". So the Queen waves her hand and every English person in the crowd goes crazy, waving their little plastic Union Jacks on sticks and cheering, basically going ballistic. So the Pope is standing there going "Uh oh, what am I going to do? I never thought she'd be able to do it." So he thinks to himself for a minute and then he turns to her and says, "I bet you I can make every IRISH person in the crowd go wild, not just now, but for the rest of the week, with just one nod of my head." The Queen goes "No way, it can't be done." So the Pope headbutts her.
 
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