Was told this story by a friend who was a passenger sitting a few rows away on the same flight as Goat took to the Vegas get-together. He told me that he over heard the conversation between the 28 year old hard body & Goat. Here is the actual events of what transpired:
Goat boarded the airplane & took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw a very beautiful 28 year old hard body boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards him, & then, lo & behold, she took the seat right next to him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, Goat blurted out, "Business trip or vacation ?"
The 28 year old hard body turned, smiled & said, " Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention."
Goat swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him & she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs !
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?", Goat said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best lovers. "I have, however, found that the best potential lover in all catagories is the Southern redneck."
Suddenly, the 28 year old hard body became a little uncomfortable & blushed. "I'm sorry'" she said."I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," Goat said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
Goat boarded the airplane & took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw a very beautiful 28 year old hard body boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards him, & then, lo & behold, she took the seat right next to him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, Goat blurted out, "Business trip or vacation ?"
The 28 year old hard body turned, smiled & said, " Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention."
Goat swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him & she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs !
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,"What's your business role at this convention?"
"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
"Really?", Goat said. "What myths are those?"
"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best lovers. "I have, however, found that the best potential lover in all catagories is the Southern redneck."
Suddenly, the 28 year old hard body became a little uncomfortable & blushed. "I'm sorry'" she said."I shouldn't really be discussing this with you. I don't even know your name."
"Tonto," Goat said. "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
