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DECEMBER 18, 2012

MMA fighter Ray Elbe hospitalized with a penile fracture
Oh boy, Season 9 TUF competitor Ray Elbe has a problem. He was recently hospitalized, in Malaysia no less, for a penile fracture. Ray wrote that his girlfriend landed on him hard during sex and all of a sudden there was blood everywhere.

?I ended up fracturing my penis bone ? I tore the urinary tract, tore some membrane ? as it happened you can imagine the shock and the horror that was going on,? Elbe said in the video. ?I jumped up from the intimate moment, blood shooting out of my groin. I immediately tried to run to the shower, felt myself losing consciousness, tried to walk back to the bed at which point I collapsed, knocking myself out. I gave myself 10 stitches and fractured a couple teeth.?
 

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physical therapy will be fun :facepalm:

that sounds like that hurts :scared
 

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WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE "PENILE FRACTURE" :scared :mj02: :00013 :facepalm:
 

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WARNING: DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE "PENILE FRACTURE" :scared :mj02: :00013 :facepalm:

And humans also don't have a baculum. :0008

I hear a penile fracture is one of the most painful things a person can ever experience too. Nick M, ever have one of those come in the ER?
 

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And humans also don't have a baculum. :0008

I hear a penile fracture is one of the most painful things a person can ever experience too. Nick M, ever have one of those come in the ER?

Why would anyone ejaculate in the ER in the first place and why would Nick know about it?
 
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