Going to be productive now... but first this:

[comfortable1]

"? and so there I was, standing next to the billiard table, naked, drunk off me arse, with this American bitch taking pictures of me with her mobile phone. Things looked bad, I?ll say, but five minutes later, I was three more shots down and balls deep in her backside. What?s that? I?m sorry, not relevant? Well, I think it?s quite relevant. Her name was Hope."

 

[T]

You should be GONGED.