Golf Joke

[IntenseOperator]

INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS ON AMERICAN LIFE WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.





2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING





3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.







4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.






5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS





6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.




AMAZING CONCLUSION:


The higher you are in the corporate structure,

the smaller your balls become!

 

[IntenseOperator]

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not- don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence--

HUSBAND: "oh s**t"