Golf love poem

TBONEZ0295

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Golf Love Poem by- BEANTOWNJIM

I think that I shall never see
a hazard rougher than an tree; A tree o'er which my ball must fly
if on the green it is to lie;

A tree which stands that green to guard,
and makes the shot extremely hard;

A tree whose leafy arms extend
to kill the six iron shot I send;

A tree that stands in silence there,
while angry golfers rave and swear.

Irons were made for fools like me
who cannot ever miss a tree.
 

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style in spades

style in spades

I like your style tbone! And I also appreciate you taming, to some extent, the rest of your crew.
 

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Pee Pee it is obvious that you are following us around in this forum. I know it is getting on my nerves just grow up and get your PPPP going or something just leave us the hell alone.
 

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sign her up

sign her up

Speaking of the PPPP, can I count on you, tbone, esso and helen to be part of the excitement of PPPP(4)?
 

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I think it should sound like this!

I think that I will never see
a moment filled without the opportunity
I take the time most everyday
To pull out my dingy and have a play!

Hands were made for men like Beaner
For he only uses them to touch his weiner!
Back and forth and To and Fro
Uh oh Girls looks like jim's gonna blow!

I don't play golf on Saturday or Sunday
I only play with myself on those special fun days!
I thought you knew that I was not into the pins
Cause I'm the one that grins when he wins!




:shrug:
 
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