Good Joke

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?

Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.

Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.

Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.

Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?

Ted: I would go for the 7.

Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.

Ted: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?

Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".

Ted: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?

Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.

Ted: That -- good point.

Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.

Ted: Why?

Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fockin' fired!

 

[Snafu]

This guy goes into a tattoo shop and requests to have a $100 dollar bill tattooed on his dick.
"Why do you want that permanently on your penis?" asks the tattoo artist.
"Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and this way my wife can blow a hundred bucks without leaving the house."

 

[taoist]

...for you software guys....

...for you software guys....

At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?"
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only one man sat motionless. When asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay onboard.

With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even taxi as far as the runway, let alone take off.

 

[Blitz]

Time to make money, that's from the movie "There's Something About Mary"

 

[SixFive]

i must be a little slow (from Kentucky and all), but I don't get that joke, TTM$ :shrug:

 

[BahamaMama]

i must be a little slow (from Kentucky and all), but I don't get that joke, TTM$ :shrug:

we must be slow in MN, too 6-5....cuz i'm right there with ya

 

[Morris]

I don't get it either
This is a classic: What's a condumint? The little piece of candy that takes the rubbery taste out of your mouth.

Anyone like it?:shrug:


Bob

 

[THE KOD]

I dont get it either. is this like one of them stupid tests or something?

Scott-Atlanta

 

[BahamaMama]

I don't get it either
This is a classic: What's a condumint? The little piece of candy that takes the rubbery taste out of your mouth.

Anyone like it?:shrug:


Bob

Morris, at least yours i *get*.....and LOL, like it too

reminds me of Monday nights Fear Factor episode