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[Lumi]

Arizona libs seek to form new state
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May 10, 2011

A long-simmering movement by liberal stalwarts in southern Arizona to break away from the rest of the largely conservative state is at a boiling point as secession backers press to bring their longshot ambition to the forefront of Arizona politics.

A group of lawyers from the Democratic stronghold of Tucson and surrounding Pima County have launched a petition drive seeking support for a November 2012 ballot question on whether the 48th state should be divided in two.

The ultimate goal of the newly formed political action committee Start our State is to split Pima County off into what would become the nation?s 51st state, tentatively dubbed Baja Arizona.

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I wonder how the Libs will spin this hypocrisy?

 

[Duff Miver]

I wonder how the Libs will spin this hypocrisy?

They can join Nuevo California.




Dear Red States:

We're ticked off at the way you've treated California and we've decided we're leaving.

We intend to form our own country and we're taking the other Blue States with us.

In case you aren't aware that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois and all the Northeast.

We believe this split will be beneficial to the nation and especially to the people of the new country of New California.

To sum up briefly:

You get Texas, Oklahoma and all the slave states.

We get stem cell research and the best beaches.

We get Elliot Spitzer. You get Ken Lay.

We get the Statue of Liberty. You get OpryLand.

We get Intel and Microsoft. You get WorldCom.

We get Harvard. You get Ole' Miss.

We get 85 percent of America's venture capital and entrepreneurs.
You get Alabama.

We get two-thirds of the tax revenue. You get to make the red states
pay their fair share.

Since our aggregate divorce rate is 22 percent lower than the Christian Coalition's we get a bunch of happy families. You get a bunch of single moms.

Please be aware that Nuevo California will be pro choice and anti war and we're going to want all our citizens back from Iraq at once. If you need people to fight ask your evangelicals. They have kids they're apparently willing to send to their deaths for no purpose and they don't care if you don't show pictures of their children's caskets coming home.

We wish you success in Iraq and hope that the WMDs turn up but we're not willing to spend our resources in Bush's Quagmire.

With the Blue States in hand we will have firm control of 80% of the country's fresh water, more than 90% of the pineapple and lettuce, 92% of the nation's fresh fruit, 95% of America's quality wines (you can serve French wines at state dinners) 90% of all cheese, 90 percent of the high tech industry, most of the US low sulfur coal, all living redwoods, sequoias and condors, all the Ivy and Seven

Sister schools plus Harvard, Yale, Stanford, Cal Tech and MIT.

With the Red States you will have to cope with 88% of all obese Americans and their projected health care costs, 92% of all US mosquitoes, nearly 100% of the tornadoes, 90% of the hurricanes, 99% of all Southern Baptists, virtually 100% of all televangelists, Rush

Limbaugh, Bob Jones University, Clemson and the University of Georgia.

We get Hollywood and Yosemite, thank you.

38% of those in the Red states believe Jonah was actually swallowed by a whale, 62% believe life is sacred unless we're discussing the death penalty or gun laws, 44% say that evolution is only a theory, 53% that Saddam was involved in 9/11 and 61% of you crazy bastards believe you are people with higher morals then we lefties.

We're taking the good pot too. You can have that dirt weed they grow in Mexico.

 

[Lumi]

Who does the copy and paste?

Duff,

I would like you to be the first one to come to California and try to take it away from me.

Please...

 

[Duff Miver]

Who does the copy and paste?

Duff,

I would like you to be the first one to come to California and try to take it away from me.

Please...

Take CA away from you? No way. We'll let you become a citizen of Nuevo California. No more neocons, no more phony wars, no more birthers, no more Bible-thumpers, no more sending out money to support the Bubba states.

Get a job, pay your taxes, take care of your family, light up a joint and let everyone else live their life.......

Like, you know, Norway or Sweden. Or Vermont.

What's not to like? :shrug:

 

[Lumi]

But I want you to be the first on to come in,

bring all your friends,

I will bring mine

 

[Duff Miver]

I will bring mine

Both of them?

 

[Lumi]

Both of them?

I would only need 2,

but there are plenty more,

some who know exactly where you lay your head at night

 

[Lumi]

oops,

I let that last part slip....

 

[Trench]

I would only need 2,

but there are plenty more,

some who know exactly where you lay your head at night

And where do lay your head at night, grasshopper?

 

[Lumi]

I have my choice

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

They can join Nuevo California.

Muffins--I deleted your article--you need to do the same--just covering your butt!

Gee Muffy thats plagerism when you try a make it appear writing is your--:nono:


Who did you steal it from.
http://www.google.com/search?source...ress&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&rlz=1I7ACAW_en___US335

I did find it amusing--and if you would--please ask source you stole it from to reply to this rebuttal--it is link to 2008 voting demographics. :SIB

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2008/results/president/

--and divorce rates comparison :142smilie
--if you get that illegitamacy rate increased 20% you won't have any divorces :facepalm:

Your calling--

 

[SKEETER1]

LOL Lumi

LOL Lumi

Actually I really like this idea...whis CA would adopt this act as well....then lets look back at this in 5 yrs and lets see which side thrived by this...hmmmmmm

 

[Duff Miver]

Gee Muffy thats plagerism when you try a make it appear writing is your--:nono:


Who did you steal it from.

It's only a problem when you quote copyright material.

Like you, doggie :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

It's only a problem when you quote copyright material.

Like you, doggie :mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

I think everyone has to admit, that's pretty funny.

 

[Lumi]