Good political humor

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New Jokes

New Jokes

Joke: The Pope and Hillary Clinton
The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton (HRC) are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.

?Her Majesty? and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the
Pope, "Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. "That was impressive. But did you
know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice."

The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. "One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

So the Pope slapped her!

Couldn't resist. This should offend religious types, Dems, and people thinking I promote smacking women.........natural hatty!:shrug:

 

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another.....

Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907



'In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed, or birthplace, or origin. But this is predicated upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an American...There can be no divided allegiance here. Any man who says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room or but one language here, and that is the English language.....and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American people.'
Theodore Roosevelt 1907