A lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful, perfect loaded Lexus and walked over to inspect it closer.
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little
burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked
around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her
was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir,
what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he
replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching
it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price."
As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little
burst of flatulence escaped her. Very embarrassed, she anxiously looked
around to see if anyone had noticed. Sure enough, there standing behind her
was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
How may we help you today?" Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and
acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, "Sir,
what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" Still smiling pleasantly, he
replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching
it, you are gonna shit when you hear the price."
