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Offbeat News
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Operation removes lightbulb from anus


MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison
inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass
lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an
end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my
breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad,
a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital
bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at
Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a
very very complicated situation."
Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making
liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was
first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't
know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but
later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other
prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered
anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that
someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was
comatose.

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Jeeeez....How could a light bulb not break on the way in or out of an ass?

Seriously. Could someone tell me how that would work? Thanks :moon:
 

DBLMUTZ

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Most likely a christmas light or car interior light J/K light bulbs like eggs will hold up under a certain amount of pressure,I'd hate to think of what kind of lube a dupe was used in jail,And at least there was a light at the end of the tunnel and the guys ok. :hah: :moon:
 
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