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DeweyOxburger
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Sep 16, 2003
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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded
to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked
Katelyn, a 3-year-old
girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so
he could see while he
helped deliver the baby. Very diligently Katelyn
did as she was asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while
Conner was born. The
paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked
him on his bottom.

Conner began to cry. The paramedic then thanked
Katelyn for her help
and
asked the wide-eyed 3-year-old what she thought
about what she had just
witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have
crawled in there in the
first place, smack him again!"

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