Whats on your Menu?
Well with the accident and all, I needed a place to stay and a good woman to take care of me. That being said I moved back in with the Seahag. One out of two ain't bad. A wise man once said if you marry a fat pig you will never go hungry. I'd like to knock that assholes teeth down his throat. Not only does the seahag eat all my ho'hos and inhale all my PBR, The Bitch can't even boil water. The worst part is she leaves uncut patches when she mows the lawn and trims her snatch. So today I figured I'd be a gentleman and cook for my prize. Right after I got back from getting a massage from Yoko Ono, and you know i gave yoko a happy ending right in her eye at the end. Actually It kind of looked like the Map of Hawaii I shot on her face if you must know the truth.. Sorry I digress. So since I got home I made my famous wings for the gang. Two kinds actually.
Buffalo which unlike the Bills have some punch.
Crisp fried wings with a butter based hotsauce made with Franks redhot, and th right mix of pineapple juice and 6 kinds of peppers.
And my famous Rasta wings. Crisp fried with Coconut, pineapple, habanerro and scotch bonnet sauces, with jerk seasoning and lime juice.
If the Seahag even touches one her whole face will swell up. No not from the heat or the allergic reaction silly. From the ass beating she will take:00hour :nono:
Besides I made her some Tuna Salad.
Secret Ingredient you ask?
Well the key is the nine lives brand cat food and the Old mayonaise I keep on hand out in the sun!!
Whats on your menu?
Well with the accident and all, I needed a place to stay and a good woman to take care of me. That being said I moved back in with the Seahag. One out of two ain't bad. A wise man once said if you marry a fat pig you will never go hungry. I'd like to knock that assholes teeth down his throat. Not only does the seahag eat all my ho'hos and inhale all my PBR, The Bitch can't even boil water. The worst part is she leaves uncut patches when she mows the lawn and trims her snatch. So today I figured I'd be a gentleman and cook for my prize. Right after I got back from getting a massage from Yoko Ono, and you know i gave yoko a happy ending right in her eye at the end. Actually It kind of looked like the Map of Hawaii I shot on her face if you must know the truth.. Sorry I digress. So since I got home I made my famous wings for the gang. Two kinds actually.
Buffalo which unlike the Bills have some punch.
Crisp fried wings with a butter based hotsauce made with Franks redhot, and th right mix of pineapple juice and 6 kinds of peppers.
And my famous Rasta wings. Crisp fried with Coconut, pineapple, habanerro and scotch bonnet sauces, with jerk seasoning and lime juice.
If the Seahag even touches one her whole face will swell up. No not from the heat or the allergic reaction silly. From the ass beating she will take:00hour :nono:
Besides I made her some Tuna Salad.
Secret Ingredient you ask?
Well the key is the nine lives brand cat food and the Old mayonaise I keep on hand out in the sun!!
Whats on your menu?
