halloween tombstone sayings!!

[lawtchan]

Allright MJers

My son is having a halloween party for school and I have to make 10 of those tombstones with catchy "here lies" sayings:

I can only remeber one from when I was a kid, so help me out

I remember,

"Here lies William Mort"
"He landed 'bout a foot short"

Thanks

 

[Blackman]

"Here lies mean ol' Mr. Jones; now he's just a bag of bones."

"Here lies Uncle Dave; chased a bear into a cave."

"Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas instead of the brake."

"Here lies Lester Moore, four slugs from a .44 No Les No More."

"Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid. But died an old Mann"

.

 

[JB22]

I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK

 

[Agent 0659]

Here lies Jim and hes from Boston,he sucks cock and does it often

here lies BTJ, he isnt queer just very gay :mj07:

 

[lawtchan]

blackman

thanx :mj07:

I remember the one about the slugs from the 44.

pretty funny

keep em comin

 

[SixFive]

Here lays Butch,
We planted him raw.
He was quick on the trigger,
But slow on the draw.

On the 22nd of June
- Jonathan Fiddle -
Went out of tune.

Here lies the body of our Anna
Done to death by a banana
It wasn't the fruit that laid her low
But the skin of the thing that made her go.

Under the sod and under the trees
Lies the body of Jonathan Pease.
He is not here, there's only the pod:
Pease shelled out and went to God.

 

[SixFive]

HERE LIES
my wife,
I bid her goodbye.
She rests in peace
and now so do I.

Here lies the body of
JOHN ROUND
Lost at sea
and never found

Here lies the body of
EDWARD HYDE
We laid him here
because he died

HERE LIES
GOOD OLD FRED
a great big rock
fell on his head

RIP
Good Friend Gordon
now you've crossed
the River Jordan

Grim death took me
without any warning
I was well at night,
and dead in the morning

OWEN MOORE
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay

Here lies the father of 29
He would have had more
But he didn't have time

 

[Blitz]

Here lies our friend Blitz
passed away from a bad
case of the Shitz...

 

[beantownjim]

(HERE LIES THE BODY OF BEANTOWNJIM

HE BET THE CARDINALS AND THAT GARLIC SNAPPER TONY LARRUSA DID HIM IN)

I AM SICK AND TIRED OF HEARING HOW MUCH OF A GENIUS TONY LARRUSA IS HE IS AN OVERPAYED PIZZA MAKER END OF STORY.

 

[Sportsaholic]

Great ideas!!!!!!!!!!!!

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