Have you ever been arrested?
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Dude, some of them would take forever to type and aren't going to be understood. The Philippines comes to mind, but I have told that story before.
I met a girl in Atlanta in a bar one night and she forgot her cigarettes in the bar. I was sitting in her car waiting on her to drive me back to the base and got sick of waiting so I took her car, parked it out in front of the base and shipped out about six hours later.
Hit barbie dolls out the back of a C130 at 12,000 feet with a six iron, only because I can't hit a four iron.
Staged a riot out back of the enlisted club so when all the Navy boys ran out of the club my cousin and I crept back in and stole their keg.
A roommate of mine that was a total douchebag had this nasty chick that worked in supply that liked to get gangbanged (we used to call her Amtrak Teresa) until she met this guy. They were going to get married and all that but the night he had night duty we got her drunk and the next thing you know she is in the back of the van with five dark green Marines. So I called the duty hut and told him that she had gotten grabbed by some dudes in the parking lot in a white van. Of course he arrived, threw the doors open and there she was on all fours with one in each of everything. He cried for days, we laughed are asses off.
Shot a bay window out of this guys house, only to find out we were on the wrong street.
Rolled a 69 Pontiac Firebird three times, walked away. Well, stumbled actually.
Got my 73 Bonneville's back bumper locked up with a Mercedes bumper in the Grant Park underground parking garage at Blues Fest. Put my car in drive and turned the wheel and went to jump on the locked up bumpers to get them freed up. Security guard comes around the corner and screams what the hell are you doing. I immediately react as if some asshole just hit my Mercedes with this piece of shit car, convince him to jump on bumpers as I rev engine of Bonneville. Bumpers separate, he goes flying and I keep it floored out the garage onto the street with a bumper throwing up a rooster tail of sparks. Stopped a couple miles later and ripped it off and threw it in a cemetery.
Put Ipecac in the water cooler at the Addison street police station.
Showed up for a swim meet at Brother Rice buck fucking nekkid and tried to take my mark.
My cousin and I stole a deuce and a half from Motor Transport to go into town in the Philippines.
Took a DC-10 on a high speed taxi while drinking a gin and tonic from the caterer cart.
Dove off the side of the ship in Hawaii on a booze cruise on a dare, not a good idea.
Slammed through an eight ball of coke with Cubs CF Bobby Dernier in the bathroom of Murphys Bleachers about four hours before a three o'clock start of the Cubs game.
Drove a golf cart off a bridge into a pond on a golf course in IL, grabbed our clubs and walked off the course leaving it there.
Shot a cow.
Most of this stuff happened a long time ago and this is all the G-rated stuff.
Hope this helps,
FDC
I met a girl in Atlanta in a bar one night and she forgot her cigarettes in the bar. I was sitting in her car waiting on her to drive me back to the base and got sick of waiting so I took her car, parked it out in front of the base and shipped out about six hours later.
Hit barbie dolls out the back of a C130 at 12,000 feet with a six iron, only because I can't hit a four iron.
Staged a riot out back of the enlisted club so when all the Navy boys ran out of the club my cousin and I crept back in and stole their keg.
A roommate of mine that was a total douchebag had this nasty chick that worked in supply that liked to get gangbanged (we used to call her Amtrak Teresa) until she met this guy. They were going to get married and all that but the night he had night duty we got her drunk and the next thing you know she is in the back of the van with five dark green Marines. So I called the duty hut and told him that she had gotten grabbed by some dudes in the parking lot in a white van. Of course he arrived, threw the doors open and there she was on all fours with one in each of everything. He cried for days, we laughed are asses off.
Shot a bay window out of this guys house, only to find out we were on the wrong street.
Rolled a 69 Pontiac Firebird three times, walked away. Well, stumbled actually.
Got my 73 Bonneville's back bumper locked up with a Mercedes bumper in the Grant Park underground parking garage at Blues Fest. Put my car in drive and turned the wheel and went to jump on the locked up bumpers to get them freed up. Security guard comes around the corner and screams what the hell are you doing. I immediately react as if some asshole just hit my Mercedes with this piece of shit car, convince him to jump on bumpers as I rev engine of Bonneville. Bumpers separate, he goes flying and I keep it floored out the garage onto the street with a bumper throwing up a rooster tail of sparks. Stopped a couple miles later and ripped it off and threw it in a cemetery.
Put Ipecac in the water cooler at the Addison street police station.
Showed up for a swim meet at Brother Rice buck fucking nekkid and tried to take my mark.
My cousin and I stole a deuce and a half from Motor Transport to go into town in the Philippines.
Took a DC-10 on a high speed taxi while drinking a gin and tonic from the caterer cart.
Dove off the side of the ship in Hawaii on a booze cruise on a dare, not a good idea.
Slammed through an eight ball of coke with Cubs CF Bobby Dernier in the bathroom of Murphys Bleachers about four hours before a three o'clock start of the Cubs game.
Drove a golf cart off a bridge into a pond on a golf course in IL, grabbed our clubs and walked off the course leaving it there.
Shot a cow.
Most of this stuff happened a long time ago and this is all the G-rated stuff.
Hope this helps,
FDC
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those are awesome stories, thanks for sharing
I do not have anything that even comes close to any of this
