Ok, so here is the unadultered account of the past 2 days with the HawaiianTropic Girls. (a few offered to adopt me this evening)
So Thursday morning I am giving a tour to Jim Marshall (Minnesota Vikings DE 60's era) and Crazy Dan Haggerty (you old farts know him as Grizzly Adams) and their families and friends. My and my bud really hook them up on this tour, big time. They love it, invite us up to their resort for dinner and drinks, and "wear your uniform, there will be some Hawaiian Tropic girls there, and some other big names you guys might know". The "resort" was the Hilton Turlte Bay on the North Shore of hawaii... talk about roughing it! these guys were doling out ~$400/night per room!
So we show up thursday night... its social night, luau party, type gathering for all the girls of the USA Finals they are shooting friday night. Totally takes us by surprise, we figured like a dozen cute girls would be out and about, not 98. our job? enjoy the girls, take pictures with them, be merry and enjoy the VIP spread they lay out for us. Both me and my bud are married, so its kinda just going around and having FUN with these women. It was SOOOOOOO much easier that way when you arent trying to score but just go have a fun assed time. The really funny part about it all is that the girls were coming up to us with their own personal cameras asking for pictures with us! Tons of people/sponsors/guests there. Me and my bud just walked around with our own camera and took snapshots with the extremely above average hot girls. The Director of Hawaiian Trop told us... if you want a picture with the girl, just tell her, these ladies are here for you tonite.
cool man, i can dig it!
We had to run to the store to buy some more film it got so bad...
Many girls there were rather intelligent. mainly the northern girls. The florida girls, wow, naughty naughty you gals! one of them wanted a picture with me on my knees and my face between her legs....lemmme tell ya'll how hard that was to say no to!
the party broke up around 10 pm, then it moves to the nightclub, Mr. "I own the Hilton here guys follow me" takes us in and its VIP treatment. Dancing the night away with all those lovely girls... WOW!
End up back home at 3am, up for work at 6am. ouch.
So Friday we get a phone call from them... hey guys, we are shooting the TV Broadcast for the show tonite, come on up! We have 10 seats reserved!
I went with my wife this time, so she could have some fun too. (hey, it was take her with me or go to some faggy company picnic with her)
so we get there and she is amazed at all the people that are coming up and laughing and joking with me. I got introduced to everybody under the sun the night before and we all had a blast, no formalities or crap like that, they were just as interested in me as I was in them. Pretty cool on most their parts I must say. She got star struck, BIG TIME.
They put us in like row 2 right there down and dirty. i flicked the camera so damn much i killed the battery in an hour!
But we got to see the whole USA Hawaiian Trop girl pageant. should be on tv in a few months.
Got to have my picture with the 2003 Bartles and James girl. (she's a wisconsite!!!!!)
some of the people I was lucky enough to meet...
Lassen - famous water/aqua life artist
Alto Reed - Sax player from the Bob Seager Band.... this cat was KOOL! Might be one of the nicest guys I ever met.
Owen Wilson - "Behind Enemy Lines" "I spy" - what a fun drunk this guy is to go chase girls with!
Jim Marshall
Grizzly Adams
David hasslehoff
Nicole Eggert... YUM - ya know whats fun? go tell a girl you used to have a poster of her over your bed for most of your adolescence. gawd, she actually got red cheeks with embarrassment!
the rest of the baywatch crew
Some old guy who produces all the National Lampoon movies and serendipity. (this guy was running movie ideas by me ....for crying out loud!... lemme watch the titties bounce dude!)
Walter Mathau's kid charlie i think his name is... tv/movie producer these days.
but ya know what made my night tonite?
Right there in front of me.... Jerry Buss! Mr I own the Lakers!
he was pretty cool. He introduced himself to me and I had a blast with him and Ms. Panama and my wife all night long. They wont show it on the tv program tho... freakin sponsor rules or some crap made me give up my seat for the bitch Nicole Eggert to be closer to support the baywatch sponsors. so they shot her applauding from up front with Buss a few times, then she leaves. so they are going to dub those parts in. crock of pooh!
They crowned the 4 winners tonite too. televised in a few months from now. can't wait to find a book that will take action on who wins it!
HOUSTON was one of the winners!
all the girls wanted more pictures again tonite, but my wife had to work early the next mornin and the show taping ran for like 4 hours... so we had to roll...
oh yea, a nice lookin girl that sat by my wife and I for the show... she invites my wife and i to hang out with her at HEF's HOUSE next time we make it to the area!
can my life get ANY better?
now there is a beach bash farewell party saturday all day... i almost dont want to go I am so wore out... but F&CK!
pics to come early in the week!!!!!!
So Thursday morning I am giving a tour to Jim Marshall (Minnesota Vikings DE 60's era) and Crazy Dan Haggerty (you old farts know him as Grizzly Adams) and their families and friends. My and my bud really hook them up on this tour, big time. They love it, invite us up to their resort for dinner and drinks, and "wear your uniform, there will be some Hawaiian Tropic girls there, and some other big names you guys might know". The "resort" was the Hilton Turlte Bay on the North Shore of hawaii... talk about roughing it! these guys were doling out ~$400/night per room!
So we show up thursday night... its social night, luau party, type gathering for all the girls of the USA Finals they are shooting friday night. Totally takes us by surprise, we figured like a dozen cute girls would be out and about, not 98. our job? enjoy the girls, take pictures with them, be merry and enjoy the VIP spread they lay out for us. Both me and my bud are married, so its kinda just going around and having FUN with these women. It was SOOOOOOO much easier that way when you arent trying to score but just go have a fun assed time. The really funny part about it all is that the girls were coming up to us with their own personal cameras asking for pictures with us! Tons of people/sponsors/guests there. Me and my bud just walked around with our own camera and took snapshots with the extremely above average hot girls. The Director of Hawaiian Trop told us... if you want a picture with the girl, just tell her, these ladies are here for you tonite.
cool man, i can dig it!
We had to run to the store to buy some more film it got so bad...
Many girls there were rather intelligent. mainly the northern girls. The florida girls, wow, naughty naughty you gals! one of them wanted a picture with me on my knees and my face between her legs....lemmme tell ya'll how hard that was to say no to!
the party broke up around 10 pm, then it moves to the nightclub, Mr. "I own the Hilton here guys follow me" takes us in and its VIP treatment. Dancing the night away with all those lovely girls... WOW!
End up back home at 3am, up for work at 6am. ouch.
So Friday we get a phone call from them... hey guys, we are shooting the TV Broadcast for the show tonite, come on up! We have 10 seats reserved!
I went with my wife this time, so she could have some fun too. (hey, it was take her with me or go to some faggy company picnic with her)
so we get there and she is amazed at all the people that are coming up and laughing and joking with me. I got introduced to everybody under the sun the night before and we all had a blast, no formalities or crap like that, they were just as interested in me as I was in them. Pretty cool on most their parts I must say. She got star struck, BIG TIME.
They put us in like row 2 right there down and dirty. i flicked the camera so damn much i killed the battery in an hour!
But we got to see the whole USA Hawaiian Trop girl pageant. should be on tv in a few months.
Got to have my picture with the 2003 Bartles and James girl. (she's a wisconsite!!!!!)
some of the people I was lucky enough to meet...
Lassen - famous water/aqua life artist
Alto Reed - Sax player from the Bob Seager Band.... this cat was KOOL! Might be one of the nicest guys I ever met.
Owen Wilson - "Behind Enemy Lines" "I spy" - what a fun drunk this guy is to go chase girls with!
Jim Marshall
Grizzly Adams
David hasslehoff
Nicole Eggert... YUM - ya know whats fun? go tell a girl you used to have a poster of her over your bed for most of your adolescence. gawd, she actually got red cheeks with embarrassment!
the rest of the baywatch crew
Some old guy who produces all the National Lampoon movies and serendipity. (this guy was running movie ideas by me ....for crying out loud!... lemme watch the titties bounce dude!)
Walter Mathau's kid charlie i think his name is... tv/movie producer these days.
but ya know what made my night tonite?
Right there in front of me.... Jerry Buss! Mr I own the Lakers!
he was pretty cool. He introduced himself to me and I had a blast with him and Ms. Panama and my wife all night long. They wont show it on the tv program tho... freakin sponsor rules or some crap made me give up my seat for the bitch Nicole Eggert to be closer to support the baywatch sponsors. so they shot her applauding from up front with Buss a few times, then she leaves. so they are going to dub those parts in. crock of pooh!
They crowned the 4 winners tonite too. televised in a few months from now. can't wait to find a book that will take action on who wins it!
HOUSTON was one of the winners!
all the girls wanted more pictures again tonite, but my wife had to work early the next mornin and the show taping ran for like 4 hours... so we had to roll...
oh yea, a nice lookin girl that sat by my wife and I for the show... she invites my wife and i to hang out with her at HEF's HOUSE next time we make it to the area!
can my life get ANY better?
now there is a beach bash farewell party saturday all day... i almost dont want to go I am so wore out... but F&CK!
pics to come early in the week!!!!!!
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