Hay yall

[DR STRANGELOVE]

mah name is Cletus Jethro Willard Enis McElroy, but yall kin call me Cletus. me and mah pappy and unckl dun run them other city slickrs owta dis place, and tuk it ovr.

ah knowd yall is inta cars, so heerz a pikcher a mah truck

ah liv in da traylor wit mah daddy, mah uncles and i dunno how many kidz. Dis iz a pickher uh my unckl Punkinhed an hiz sister mama and ther dog killr

owr traylor haz all da new fangled gadjets.. we got a sateelyt dish owt bak

An my cuzzin Maynerd he bildz portabul kumpyutrs

We evun bildin owr very own spayc shuttul

Cuzzin Maynerd wun da lottry a cuple a yeerz ago an he payz fer it all. He got him a limmo

An he bawt his wyf a yot

and he bawt me a fishun boat

an a kewl noo pom pielut fer remembrin thangs

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

And he evun bawt hiz bruther a fansee nu kampur

hiz kid dun went owt an bilt him won a them rysur carz

I still liv in da hud, and I had ta by me a car uhlarm to keep my shiat ffrum gettin pilfurd

an I put a uhlarm on mah howse too

Here weez teechin the littul wonz whut to doo when da copz is arownd

Naw dat I gotz mah noo lokz on mah car, them krimanuls dont mess wit it

weyl i gotz ta go now.. yall hav lotz a fun on this here cuntrapshun. I gunna goe croozn on my moter byk

Cletus

 

[Master Capper]

You need to start a stand up act, your post are by far the most comical on this site.

 

[Marco]

OSSUM PICKSURES DEWD!!!!!

 

[ocelot]

I'd stick to the poon-tang Doc.

 

[Chopsticks]

Nice depictions of Ned Reckville...

 

[IntenseOperator]

The last picture looked Canadian

 

[ocelot]

As did the VW van with the horns up top by the look of the tag on the front...at least its no tag from down in dixie I'm pretty sure.