Heads Up !

[Senor Capper]

These subliminal suggestions turn any day into a BJ day.


If she says: "I'm thinking about changing careers."

You say: "Hmm that might really blow. Jobs are so hard to come by."
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If she says: "I sent my best friend Meredith a birthday card today."

You say: "You're so giving! Head on over here for a great big hug!"
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If she says: "This fish sure has a lot of bones in it."

You say: "Be very careful not to choke. On my chicken farm, we used to eat salmon all the time."
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If she says: "I just found out my dad needs quadruple bypass surgery."

You say: "Though the problem my be pretty tough to lick, the love pump must go on ticking."
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If she says: "That stupid mechanic overcharge me for my brakes again."

You say: "That must be really tough to swallow. The monkey that guy must be!"

 

[Senor Capper]

If she says: "Honey are you going sit there and watch the games all day on our anniversary?"

You say: "Why would today be any different? Now drop and give me 20..................Score!!!"

 

[Senor Capper]

If she says: "Baby I see Private Petey has been talk'in smack at MadJacks as always!"

You say: "Damn guess you gonna have to get down on Peter once again, hopefully this time he won't come back at ya".

 

[TORONTO-VIGILANTE]

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