There is a poor guy and a rich guy. The poor guy asked the rich guy, what do you get your girlfriend for Christmas? The rich guy reply's, Well usually I get her a diamond ring and a new Mercedes Benz. The poor guy says, that kinda weird why is that, the rich guy says if she doesnt like her ring she can drive her new car back and return it. Aw thats pretty cool said the poor guy.. Then the rich guy asked the poor guy the same question, What do you get your girlfriend for Christmas? The poor guy said, well usually I get her a pear of flip flops and a dildo. The rich guys says, thats a weird combination, why is that? The poor guy said, if she doesnt like her flip flops she can go fuck herself..
