This is a new System I'm tracking. It works like this...
-Bet BIG on a crap team like Va Tech and watch Rutgers sh!t the bed to let me win.
-Drink two fifths of Crown during this debacle.
-Stumble down to the basement and proceed to throw darts from 45 feet across the room until one actually hits the board.
-Walk over to see the number it landed on (8).
-Check the rosters for today's games and pick the team whose player that wears number 8 was born closest to the city that My closest blood relative was in during the great Heist of
10-23-33.
Therefore, today's Heist System Plays are.....
Rice ML
West Va -3
Navy +14
Navy TT Over 20
Navy/ASU Over 52.5
Texas +3.5
TCU -2
GL Folx!
:0074
-Bet BIG on a crap team like Va Tech and watch Rutgers sh!t the bed to let me win.
-Drink two fifths of Crown during this debacle.
-Stumble down to the basement and proceed to throw darts from 45 feet across the room until one actually hits the board.
-Walk over to see the number it landed on (8).
-Check the rosters for today's games and pick the team whose player that wears number 8 was born closest to the city that My closest blood relative was in during the great Heist of
10-23-33.
Therefore, today's Heist System Plays are.....
Rice ML
West Va -3
Navy +14
Navy TT Over 20
Navy/ASU Over 52.5
Texas +3.5
TCU -2
GL Folx!
:0074

