help in making a wedding speech

bases

Registered User
Forum Member
Apr 25, 2002
1,047
11
38
47
well who better to ask than the great madjackers here..well getting married and i want to have a simple small speech at the rection...

thanks
Bases
 

marine

poker brat
Forum Member
Jul 13, 1999
3,867
73
48
50
Fort Worth, TX
how about,

"Here's to hoping this is the only groom's speech I make"
or
closing it with something like,
"Lets hope we arent doing this again in 10 years"

serious note, open with a story of the two of you together, then shift to family support, then shift to thanking everyone for joining in the special day blah blab blab, then go to the evening events... i.e, we have cake later, beer and wine are on the house.... band kicks off at such and scuj...
 

saint

Go Heels
Forum Member
Jan 10, 2002
9,501
140
63
Balls Deep
I find it's best not to talk much with a "rection", i usually just hump away like a canine.


In all honesty, I got nothing. Sorry. :mj14:
 

BobbyBlueChip

Trustee
Forum Member
Dec 27, 2000
20,715
290
83
53
Belly of the Beast
marine said:
serious note, open with a story of the two of you together, then shift to family support, then shift to thanking everyone for joining in the special day blah blab blab, then go to the evening events... i.e, we have cake later, beer and wine are on the house.... band kicks off at such and scuj...

That about sums it up. Just remember, it's the easiest crowd you'll ever have to speak in front of. They'll laugh at every joke and say "awwww" with every nice thing you say about the bride and the family. It doesn't get much easier.
 

beertime

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 22, 2000
1,316
3
0
denver
congrats on the wedding..

i gotta go to my sisters in like real quick and im supposed to say something.

i dont do that stuff at all or well.

i feel yer pain.

i was thinking id say "dude shes only known the guy 6 months"

but that would be wrong i guess..

lol ... as i dread the BS.
 

marine

poker brat
Forum Member
Jul 13, 1999
3,867
73
48
50
Fort Worth, TX
better yet,

to close it,
We'd like to invite everyone here to the baptism of our first child, so please keep your calendars open 4 months from today.
 

THE KOD

Registered
Forum Member
Nov 16, 2001
42,497
260
83
Victory Lane
yeh say something about her being pregnant before marriage in front of her family. That should go over big.

nice one marine

It doesn't take a zoologist to identify the jackass
 

SALTY DOG

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 3, 2003
370
2
0
71
19th hole
Say that to my face you ****ing internet whore...
sign up for the SB party so we can all see what
a big bad mother ****er you are....you just
insulted my mom...you really are disgusting...I
have enough class to leave your family out of
this....but you are sick....my mom is 87 years
old and could outwit you 24/7/365...
 

LetsMakeMoney

~Gambla~
Forum Member
Mar 6, 2005
19,452
92
0
47
Sin City
hey u guys ever gona be nice to each other....geez everytime u guys go at it :rolleyes: have some respect for each other guys come on :mj14:
 

SALTY DOG

Registered User
Forum Member
Aug 3, 2003
370
2
0
71
19th hole
LMM...marine...might want to slide over to the
Politics and Religion forum...McCain/Jeb thread...
I'm calling scott out...we need to see scott in
person...not the internet whore who calls
people names...we need to see this big bad ass
in person.... :mj14:
 

THE KOD

Registered
Forum Member
Nov 16, 2001
42,497
260
83
Victory Lane
Salty

You have never done nothing but insult me for several years now.

Its been going on a long time and all I have ever done was responded to your stupidity.

Not sure why all of a sudden you change your stripes from just being a internet wuss to a fighter.

I have seldom seen you post anything of any substance on here including gambling plays.

You have attacked posters for little or no reason with your jerk comments for a long time.

Your not worth my time or money.

Grow up and come talk to me.

Your not scaring me. Your pathetic.
 
Bet on MyBookie
Top