Help With Law school exam-Eddie Haskell

[dr. freeze]

hey Eddie....thanks for putting me in that group.....i was wondering if next time i could be placed between KKK and Falwell....lol.....and to be honest, the KKK is getting more and more liberal.....conservatives believe in punishing them for their actions....unlike you liberals

i actually am a conservative Christian but cannot stand Jerry Falwell.....that may be a bit of a surprise but the guy is a complete idiot and has no idea what he is talking about most of the time he opens his fat face......he puts a bad bad face on Christians and conservatives.....he is a very condescending man with an enormous amount of pride....a very repulsive person to me and has no place and shoudl have no authority articulating the conservative viewpoint....just like Jesse Jackson and Louis Farrakhan shoudl not be given the time of day for the liberal viewpoint.....unfortunately, both political parties do not call out and rebuke their own.....

 

[Eddie Haskell]

My good Doctor:

I understand your distancing yourself from the right reverend farwell. I just wanted to point out that that scum bag is a perfect example of many moral majority members who can find a passage in the bible, no matter what, to justify their respective actions.

Life is easy when God is on your side, no matter what you do. I find many so-called Christian Conservatives follow this belief system. Don't take this the wrong way as many of you will, but it is understandable why third world countries hate Americans as they do. Flying planes into buildings representing corporate america was done sybolically to tell American business cool it on the expansionism.

Before any one lumps me with Osama, I found the terrorist actions beyond belief. I think it would do us well to try and understand why the intense hatred as opposed to retaining the belief that it was the extreme actions of a nut guided by a weird holy man.

By the way Doc, final BCS (Bigoted Christian Scumbag) poll to be out later this year. You gotta shot to pass farwell and get into the Humanatarian Bowl.

Eddie

 

[fatdaddycool]

Hey Fat;

I can see that ashtray in your trailor with cigarette butts spilling out onto your coffee table with the four empty lone star bottles decorating your lovely one-bedroom double wide in suburban Ft. Worth.


Eddie

its a milk crate

 

[THE KOD]

She said that she was going to vote for Bush because she thought he was going to win.

I heard the husband of that same lady went to the
State License Bureau to buy a dog tag registration.

The clerk says that will be twnty-five dollars?

The husband says twenty-five dollars for a dog tag ?

Damn a marriage license in this state is only ten dollars.

The guy looks up and says... well you get what you pay for.


Scott-Atlanta

 

[THE KOD]

i actually am a conservative Christian but cannot stand Jerry Falwell.....that may be a bit of a surprise but the guy is a complete idiot and has no idea what he is talking about most of the time he opens his fat face...

I usually dont respond to things like this but in this case I feel I must.

freeze cannot stand Jerry Falwell but all the rest of them on the list freeze butt munchs.


Scott-Atlanta

 

[THE KOD]

my eyes are bleeding.


Scott-Atlanta

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Fat:

milk crate................with a broken lava lamp?

Eddie, the designer

 

[fatdaddycool]

Ed,
No the lava lamp still works but it is on my table made out of a cable spool and a piece of glass. I used to have a porch light, but it burnt out so now if I want light on the front porch I just open the dryer door. The milk crate is just convenient because it is easy to move when I fold my bed out at night. I have a bent up stop sign that someone hit and threw in the trash heap in back and I was looking for a creative idea for that? If you think of anything while you are at the steak and shake tonight drop me a line.
Your Pal,
FDC

 

[TIME TO MAKE $$$]

this thread is priceless

 

[chickenman]

Wow,
a person from the state of Ohio, talking bad about Texas, now I have heard it all:nono:


And you support Ann Richards. That tells us all we need to know.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Thank God for duct tape huh Fat.

Eddie